There’s talk of the Mets going after Jose Bautista instead of resigning Cespedes, because he’ll cost less money. I mean, sure he’s five years older than Cespedes and not as good... but he’ll cost less money.

Imagine the reaction if a rapper went on stage during a Hillary Clinton rally and grabbed his dick.

That was my first thought. I hope she at least got to vote.

The WNBA Finals this year were incredible too.

And Miller, Allen and Shaw didn’t have to pitch last night, so they got an extra day of rest. If Cleveland was going to lose, getting blown out was probably the best thing for them because the pitchers in their bullpen who actually matter could rest. So you have your best starter going, and you don’t have to push him…

“Does getting killed hurt, Fats?”

So how many players in league history could make that pass? Magic obviously. Manu’s done it. I didn’t get to watch Pistol Pete, but I’m sure some people would argue he could. I know there are a few people I’m missing, but those are the players who immediately came to mind. Still, it’s a short list.

It’ll be either LeBron or Kawhi, but I think LeBron will get it as a collective apology from voters who thought Steph was better than him, and because they realize they owe him at least two MVPs that he should have won in the past.

Chapman only throws two pitches! How many fucking meetings can you have when you literally only throw two pitches? I wanted to scream last night, and I don’t have a rooting interest in either team.

I think one of the biggest problems for Durant is that he’s an awkward and insecure kid, which would be fine, except black people aren’t really “allowed” to be awkward and insecure, especially if you’re famous for being a seven foot tall brilliant basketball player.

I’m not sure I understand what you mean. Rewind is definitely a one verse song.

Slick Rick’s “Children’s Story,” Eric B. and Rakim’s “Paid In Full,” Ghostface’s “All That I Got Is You,” Biggie’s “I Got A Story To Tell”, Nas’ “Rewind” and “Queens Get The Money”, Kool G Rap and DJ Polo’s “Kool is Back,” half of Madvillainy... the list goes on and on and on.

Madvillainy is absolutely a classic. It’s also 12 years old, which seems crazy.

I can’t believe I forgot Biggie’s “I Got A Story To Tell”. Seriously, there are dozens.

Ghostface’s “All That I Got Is You,” MF Doom’s “Accordion”, Nas’ “Rewind” and “Queens Get the Money” immediately come to mind. There are so many more. Madvillainy is one of the best rap albums ever, and at least half the songs on that album are one verse.

There are a lot so I don’t want to sit here listing them all day. But if you’re just looking for one, “All That I Got Is You” is a personal favorite.

“a popular rapper whose song “Panda” hit No. 1 on the charts despite having only one verse”

Gilmore Girls is one of those shows that people think is clever because it features white people talking fast, and when white people on television talk fast we automatically decide the dialogue is really smart (this is also why people think Aaron Sorkin is good, even though he is really, really not good). But bad…

Wait. I think we’re all missing the best part about this: She described Donald Trump as “anti-#NeverTrump”.

You can’t play baseball any better than Beltran did in the ‘04 playoffs. He was amazing in ‘06, but ‘04 was insane. And it was the last year before he hit free agency. That man made himself so much money that October.