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I’m a heterosexual man, but if I ever saw those two together I’m pretty sure I would throw my underwear onto the stage just out of general principle.

I’ve had several people tell me that this is the only time they’ve ever cried while watching a movie.

Friday was Draymond Green’s birthday. I’m willing to bet the Warriors were out partying pretty hard in L.A. last night. The whole squad played like they were hungover.

Damn. That’s Maseo’s son, and he’s a really likable kid.

“It’s not a man, woman, race, class thing”

If he got to play with a good quarterback for just a few seasons in his prime, he’s a Hall of Famer. As is, through no fault of his own, he probably doesn’t make it. He’s kind of this generation’s Tim Brown, except even Brown got a few years with great quarterback play.

You say “through an entire movie”, but why does it have to be that way at any point in the film? Why couldn’t she be a scientist from the beginning of the film? Why couldn’t Wiig or McCarthy be the one who worked for the MTA?

So just like in the original Ghostbusters, the three white people are scientists and the black person is a blue collar worker who admires their intelligence.

So, so much.

30 Rock was a television show, created in the 21st century, that had at least three different instances of blackface. Between that and some of the racist shit she said in her book, I have a really hard time enjoying her work, even though there’s so much to love about her.

Venus and Serena Williams might be the greatest American success story we’ve seen unfold in popular culture in the last 30 years. They are, in every way, the so-called American Dream.

It would have bothered me, but he only brought up Jamie Foxx so he could make that joke about pulling the plug on Ray Charles.

I’m not defending what Oscar said. He sounded like an old man yelling at a cloud whining about “these darn Millenials.” It was dumb and wrong and sad. I’m just saying, on that play, Roberson needed to play up on him. If Curry hits the shot anyway, so be it. But look at all the space he gave him. He’s the only player

Curry shot a better percentage from 28 feet and beyond tonight than the rest of his team did on layups.

The funny thing is, as dumb as what Oscar said was, if he was just talking about that play he’d have been right. I have no idea why Roberson gave him so much space. In that situation, with that player, you can’t give him any room. It was a brilliant shot, but it was also terrible defense.

It also has, by far, the worst series finale ever made.

Back in 2007 the New York Times ran a story about the rise in infant deaths in the south, focusing specifically on poor black women in Mississippi whose access to Medicaid had been drastically cut. It remains one of the most depressing and infuriating things I’ve ever read.

Hot Take: Year One is better than The Dark Knight Returns, and Daredevil: Born Again is better than both.

Dion Waiters has missed more layups this season (14) than he’s made (13). Has any guard in NBA history gone a whole season shooting less than 50% on layups?