I mean, it’s still technically winter. The Red Sox should be grateful Pablo came out of hibernation.

Is Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice going to be incredibly terrible, or just kind of terrible?

I’ve always had a thing for Amanda Peet. She’s incredibly charming and nice, she has a great laugh, and she sincerely laughs really hard at every joke. Her husband must think he’s the funniest guy in the world.

The second I read those three sentences, I thought “Okay, that’s why everyone loves Monty Williams so much.” The kind of person who can say something like that, in that situation, is the kind of person who is going to be loved by a lot of people.

If I remember correctly, they had originally cast an Asian actor for the role, but he had to drop out at the last second, and they replaced him with Ejiofor. That doesn’t make it better or okay, of course, but I figured it was worth noting.

I think you missed the point. It’s not about Beyonce not wanting to be black. It’s about the fact that Loreal photoshopped the image to make her skin much lighter because, between that and the straight blonde hair, they wanted her to look white.

What do you mean Beyonce is black? Are you telling me Loreal lied to us?

I want some NBA conspiracy theorist to argue that this is actually Steph subtly making fun of Kevin Love, and by extension, the Cavaliers.

“Secret Muslim goes on television and makes a white woman cry.” - Fox News

We’re all ignoring the salient issue here: who the fuck takes 17 shots in a Celebrity All-Star Game? Pass the fucking ball, Win Butler.

I didn’t say she wasn’t famous. I specifically said the moment made her “more famous.” I agree, she was famous before that.

On the one hand, Kanye is a raging asshole. On the other hand, I had never heard of Taylor Swift before that moment with Kanye, and neither had most of the people I know. The incident did make her more famous, but not thanks to Kanye being a dick, but in the way she handled the fact that Kanye was a dick.

On the Might of Princes

It’s cool to like Coldplay, and it’s cool to not like Coldplay. But lets not pretend making fun of them is something new. People have been shitting on Coldplay since 2000. I was in college when their first two albums came out, and sometimes it felt like half the campus perpetually mocked them. It doesn’t make them…

Kubiak took snaps in Super Bowl XXI. He went 4/4 after Elway was benched once the game was clearly out of reach.

Can someone better at photoshop than me please put Rubio’s head on the robotic Spiro Agnew from Futurama? Thank you in advance.

I know it’s easy to hate Howard, because he’s annoying as fuck, but he’s the only player in NBA history to win DPOY three years straight, and before he hurt his back you could argue that he was the second best player in the NBA. He won 59 games and went to the Finals with Hedo Turkoglu and Rashard Lewis!

One person responded “FINISH HIMMMMM” and I laughed so hard I started crying.

This is one of the rare times where I don’t think white male privilege is playing a huge role. If he were poor and not famous, I’m not so sure he’d somehow be more willing to seek help. Also, I’d guess he’d be less likely to get in trouble for terrorizing a woman if he wasn’t a famous quarterback at a time when people…