After Peyton allegedly put his bare ass on a female doctor’s face when he was in college and his dad had to give her money, weren’t there also rumors that he used his influence to get her fired from another job years later?

Yup. Kevin Smith named his daughter after a woman who is trapped in a physically and emotionally abusive relationship with a homicidal sociopath clown.

This episode is eight years old, and eight years later I’m still incapable of seeing a plate of crab cakes without cracking up. Aaron McGruder both improved and ruined crab cakes for me.

I imagine they’re still going to give away the shirts, though. It would have been a bad look to have them on what was literally the first day of Black History Month. So really, I’d say racists just fucked it up for the people who went to tonight’s game. They’ll give them out at their next home game, probably.

That’s not Calvin Johnson in that picture. Aren’t you the same Deadspin writer who thought Kenny Smith was Greg Anthony?

About 15 years ago (Jesus, where does the time go) I worked in a store in downtown Manhattan that Susan Sarandon would occasionally come into. She was ridiculously nice. She was also ridiculously sexy. After a while she’d occasionally flirt with me and another guy who worked there, in a completely harmless “I’m in my…

Remember when Prince wrote that song about the Vikings, and it was really bad, and we all made fun of it? If Sting wrote that song, it would be his best ever song.

Aaliyah was talented, beautiful, and sexy as hell, but the thing that always stood out to me was that she just seemed so damn chill. It was almost like she was above ever being angry or petty, but not in an arrogant way. That’s so damn hard to pull off, and she made it look easy. It was almost impossible not to like…

Eric B just turned 50. I’m still having a little trouble wrapping my head around that.

“This is partially a commentary on the bad state of (arts) education in the US”

Man, those rappers sure are ignorant and uncultured. If only they were real artists, like Bob Dylan, Van Morrison, and David Bowie. I bet then they’d know a lot more.

Chris Paul’s lowest ever PER is 22.1, his rookie season. Kyrie Irving’s highest ever PER is 21.4. Paul is currently shooting, passing, rebounding, and defending better than Irving has at almost any point in his career, according to basic and advanced stats. For the record, Paul is also playing better than every other…

Paul being obnoxious on the court (his fault) and never getting past the second round (not his fault) makes people say really dumb things about a guy who, like you said, might be the best pure point guard ever.

My favorite “Kobe Bryant is an asshole” story comes from Smush Parker. Kobe literally told Smush he wasn’t allowed to talk to him because he hadn’t won anything.

“Indictments aren’t that hard to get”

Over the last few years Brady has thrown some of the worst playoff interceptions you’re likely to see. That pick to Von Miller yesterday was awful. The two interceptions he threw in the Super Bowl last year were both awful. And there have been others just as bad. If Peyton threw a pick yesterday as ugly as any of…

Am I crazy, or does #3 on Providence (in the picture above) look a lot like Antrel Rolle?

Why are people stunned that I suggested the Mets probably should have won that series? In three of the games they lost, they had the lead in the 8th inning. They had the lead in the 9th inning in two of them. Are we no longer allowed to say that, when a team is winning a game in the 9th inning, they should win that…

Well... they still have Mejia. If he can manage to go four weeks without getting suspended, he’s actually a very good relief pitcher. Also, Blevins probably won’t break his arm again, so that’s good.

For all the whining Mets fans did throughout the offseason, the team is starting the season with a better and deeper roster than the one that just went to the World Series (and probably should have won). On paper, they’re the best team in the National League.