If they’re willing to deliver, there’s nothing wrong with ordering. If no one orders, that delivery guy traveled through a snowstorm to get to work for no reason. There’s a good chance he’s counting on the money.

I think my favorite argument is seeing guys who never played in the NFL say women can’t understand the game because they never played in the NFL.

If this woman rooted for any other team, I’m pretty sure she would call Richard Sherman either “uppity” or “thug” every single chance she got.

I’ve wanted to write an article like this for years, but I didn’t have the skill set to make it work. This was like watching someone take my thoughts and express them much better than I ever could.

Five of Green Bay’s seven playoff losses under Mike McCarthy were on the last play of the game.

Except I do eat fast food. A lot. This isn’t about fast food, it’s about Chipotle. I think we’d all agree that the main reason people eat fast food is because it’s cheap, fast and convenient. Chipotle is not cheap. That’s why its success is so odd to me.

I was born and raised in New York City, and I’ve lived here my whole life. I grew up in a one income, lower middle class home. I have lived, worked, and/or gone to school in every borough (except for Staten Island because, well, you know). And because of my previous job, I have seen more of this city than most.

How is it cultural snobbery? I eat fast food all the time, because it’s cheap. Chipotle is fucking expensive. That’s what I don’t understand. Why spend a lot of money on fast food? It seems to completely defeat the point.

I do know why people like fast food. The same reason I like fast food: it’s fucking cheap. Chipotle is not. It’s expensive, sometimes ridiculously so (Two dollars for guacamole? Fuck you, Chipotle).

It’s not about “authentic Mexican food.” It’s about the price. I live in New York City, which people often obnoxiously say has “the best pizza in the country.” But Dominos still thrives here. You know why? Because it’s cheap. That makes perfect sense to me.

But it isn’t “relatively inexpensive”. It’s actually pretty fucking expensive. And that’s the thing I don’t get. Places like Pizza Hut, Dominos, etc. are incredibly cheap, so even if you don’t think they’re “good,” their success makes perfect sense to me. You get a burrito at Chipotle and throw guacamole on it, and…

Honestly, what is it I’m not getting about Chipotle? I understand why it succeeds in places with few (if any) Mexican restaurants, but the fact that it does so well in a place like California, where you can get food from real Mexican restaurants that is much cheaper and significantly better, blows my mind.

Set aside for a moment the fact that he’s an abhorrent human being. Imagine how corny you have to be to sit down and type, in all caps, “GAME ON, PLANNED PARENTHOOD!!!”

Safe travels, Alan. You shall be avenged.

Safe travels, Alan. You shall be avenged.

Did anyone ever think that Howie Long would have kids who are fun? Seriously, how did this happen?

It really can’t be overstated how incredible this is:

How does one team manage to end up with the two corniest quarterbacks in the league not named Russell Wilson?

Creed was the best seventh installment in a film series that came out in 2015.

Everyone involved with this game - the officials, the fans, the coaches, the commentators - was fucking terrible and embarrassing. Two different assistant coaches got into confrontations with players. One assistant coach tried to pull a player down by his dreads and then twisted his arm. Joey Porter and Adam Jones…