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What Burfict did was nuts and needed to be penalized, but am I the only one who doesn’t think what Jones did deserved a flag?

If you were on the fence about whether or not you were going to keep watching football, that game just drove you away for good.

This is kind of like how so many white people swear that Killer Mike is new. That cat has been on albums in three different decades, but people swear he’s new to the game.

This is always exaggerated. He was terrible at throwing out base runners, but outside of that he was a perfectly competent catcher who actually called a really good game.

Honest question: Do you think Mickey Mantle and Hank Aaron should be in the Hall of Fame? Mantle used steroids, and Aaron used amphetamines.

Mace Windu is still the only Jedi to defeat a Sith Lord (Master, not Apprentice). He can talk all the shit he wants.

If Griffey’s plaque features him wearing his hat backward, I’ll take back (almost) every bad thing I ever said about the Hall of Fame.

“This bitch has control problems,” said the man who discusses his custody issues on Twitter.

I have almost the exact same story, except I did it in my dorm room instead of when I went home. And like you, it’s the proudest moment of my gaming career.

I’m glad someone else brought that up. I laughed so fucking hard. He was so mad! Who gets mad about that???

Here’s the thing: Owens is one of the best wide receivers ever, and despite all his issues, he always kept himself in phenomenal shape. Hardy is an abhorrent human being who should be in prison for several years, but he’s a great football player.

Utah is 82% white

Seriously, who are these people who give you shit about recommending The Golden Girls? It’s one of the best comedies ever.

Wait, is Angel Hernandez a Joey Crawford clone or is Joey Crawford an Angel Hernandez clone?

Chuck D died? Damn. Someone should tell him. If he knows he’s dead, he’ll definitely cancel his next tour.

I’m pretty sure they couldn’t use the song without his permission, but okay.

Five Characters in Search of An Exit. That episode doesn’t have an important moral, or any sort of noteworthy social commentary, but the ending blew my mind when I was a kid. I did not see that coming.

People who love LeBron and people who hate LeBron seem to have one thing in common: they expect him to be all things, to all people, all the time.

What’s the best thing you read in 2015? Book, article, novel, comic, whatever.