We’re all ignoring the salient issue here: who the fuck takes 17 shots in a Celebrity All-Star Game? Pass the fucking ball, Win Butler.

I didn’t say she wasn’t famous. I specifically said the moment made her “more famous.” I agree, she was famous before that.

On the one hand, Kanye is a raging asshole. On the other hand, I had never heard of Taylor Swift before that moment with Kanye, and neither had most of the people I know. The incident did make her more famous, but not thanks to Kanye being a dick, but in the way she handled the fact that Kanye was a dick.

On the Might of Princes

It’s cool to like Coldplay, and it’s cool to not like Coldplay. But lets not pretend making fun of them is something new. People have been shitting on Coldplay since 2000. I was in college when their first two albums came out, and sometimes it felt like half the campus perpetually mocked them. It doesn’t make them…

Kubiak took snaps in Super Bowl XXI. He went 4/4 after Elway was benched once the game was clearly out of reach.

Can someone better at photoshop than me please put Rubio’s head on the robotic Spiro Agnew from Futurama? Thank you in advance.

I know it’s easy to hate Howard, because he’s annoying as fuck, but he’s the only player in NBA history to win DPOY three years straight, and before he hurt his back you could argue that he was the second best player in the NBA. He won 59 games and went to the Finals with Hedo Turkoglu and Rashard Lewis!

One person responded “FINISH HIMMMMM” and I laughed so hard I started crying.

This is one of the rare times where I don’t think white male privilege is playing a huge role. If he were poor and not famous, I’m not so sure he’d somehow be more willing to seek help. Also, I’d guess he’d be less likely to get in trouble for terrorizing a woman if he wasn’t a famous quarterback at a time when people…

After Peyton allegedly put his bare ass on a female doctor’s face when he was in college and his dad had to give her money, weren’t there also rumors that he used his influence to get her fired from another job years later?

Yup. Kevin Smith named his daughter after a woman who is trapped in a physically and emotionally abusive relationship with a homicidal sociopath clown.

This episode is eight years old, and eight years later I’m still incapable of seeing a plate of crab cakes without cracking up. Aaron McGruder both improved and ruined crab cakes for me.

I imagine they’re still going to give away the shirts, though. It would have been a bad look to have them on what was literally the first day of Black History Month. So really, I’d say racists just fucked it up for the people who went to tonight’s game. They’ll give them out at their next home game, probably.

That’s not Calvin Johnson in that picture. Aren’t you the same Deadspin writer who thought Kenny Smith was Greg Anthony?

About 15 years ago (Jesus, where does the time go) I worked in a store in downtown Manhattan that Susan Sarandon would occasionally come into. She was ridiculously nice. She was also ridiculously sexy. After a while she’d occasionally flirt with me and another guy who worked there, in a completely harmless “I’m in my…

Remember when Prince wrote that song about the Vikings, and it was really bad, and we all made fun of it? If Sting wrote that song, it would be his best ever song.

Aaliyah was talented, beautiful, and sexy as hell, but the thing that always stood out to me was that she just seemed so damn chill. It was almost like she was above ever being angry or petty, but not in an arrogant way. That’s so damn hard to pull off, and she made it look easy. It was almost impossible not to like…

Eric B just turned 50. I’m still having a little trouble wrapping my head around that.