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“This is partially a commentary on the bad state of (arts) education in the US”

Man, those rappers sure are ignorant and uncultured. If only they were real artists, like Bob Dylan, Van Morrison, and David Bowie. I bet then they’d know a lot more.

Chris Paul’s lowest ever PER is 22.1, his rookie season. Kyrie Irving’s highest ever PER is 21.4. Paul is currently shooting, passing, rebounding, and defending better than Irving has at almost any point in his career, according to basic and advanced stats. For the record, Paul is also playing better than every other

Paul being obnoxious on the court (his fault) and never getting past the second round (not his fault) makes people say really dumb things about a guy who, like you said, might be the best pure point guard ever.

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My favorite “Kobe Bryant is an asshole” story comes from Smush Parker. Kobe literally told Smush he wasn’t allowed to talk to him because he hadn’t won anything.

“Indictments aren’t that hard to get”

Over the last few years Brady has thrown some of the worst playoff interceptions you’re likely to see. That pick to Von Miller yesterday was awful. The two interceptions he threw in the Super Bowl last year were both awful. And there have been others just as bad. If Peyton threw a pick yesterday as ugly as any of

Am I crazy, or does #3 on Providence (in the picture above) look a lot like Antrel Rolle?

Why are people stunned that I suggested the Mets probably should have won that series? In three of the games they lost, they had the lead in the 8th inning. They had the lead in the 9th inning in two of them. Are we no longer allowed to say that, when a team is winning a game in the 9th inning, they should win that

Well... they still have Mejia. If he can manage to go four weeks without getting suspended, he’s actually a very good relief pitcher. Also, Blevins probably won’t break his arm again, so that’s good.

For all the whining Mets fans did throughout the offseason, the team is starting the season with a better and deeper roster than the one that just went to the World Series (and probably should have won). On paper, they’re the best team in the National League.

If they’re willing to deliver, there’s nothing wrong with ordering. If no one orders, that delivery guy traveled through a snowstorm to get to work for no reason. There’s a good chance he’s counting on the money.

I think my favorite argument is seeing guys who never played in the NFL say women can’t understand the game because they never played in the NFL.

If this woman rooted for any other team, I’m pretty sure she would call Richard Sherman either “uppity” or “thug” every single chance she got.

I’ve wanted to write an article like this for years, but I didn’t have the skill set to make it work. This was like watching someone take my thoughts and express them much better than I ever could.

Five of Green Bay’s seven playoff losses under Mike McCarthy were on the last play of the game.

Except I do eat fast food. A lot. This isn’t about fast food, it’s about Chipotle. I think we’d all agree that the main reason people eat fast food is because it’s cheap, fast and convenient. Chipotle is not cheap. That’s why its success is so odd to me.

I was born and raised in New York City, and I’ve lived here my whole life. I grew up in a one income, lower middle class home. I have lived, worked, and/or gone to school in every borough (except for Staten Island because, well, you know). And because of my previous job, I have seen more of this city than most.

How is it cultural snobbery? I eat fast food all the time, because it’s cheap. Chipotle is fucking expensive. That’s what I don’t understand. Why spend a lot of money on fast food? It seems to completely defeat the point.

I do know why people like fast food. The same reason I like fast food: it’s fucking cheap. Chipotle is not. It’s expensive, sometimes ridiculously so (Two dollars for guacamole? Fuck you, Chipotle).