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Here’s the thing: Owens is one of the best wide receivers ever, and despite all his issues, he always kept himself in phenomenal shape. Hardy is an abhorrent human being who should be in prison for several years, but he’s a great football player.

Utah is 82% white

Seriously, who are these people who give you shit about recommending The Golden Girls? It’s one of the best comedies ever.

Wait, is Angel Hernandez a Joey Crawford clone or is Joey Crawford an Angel Hernandez clone?

Chuck D died? Damn. Someone should tell him. If he knows he’s dead, he’ll definitely cancel his next tour.

I’m pretty sure they couldn’t use the song without his permission, but okay.

Five Characters in Search of An Exit. That episode doesn’t have an important moral, or any sort of noteworthy social commentary, but the ending blew my mind when I was a kid. I did not see that coming.

People who love LeBron and people who hate LeBron seem to have one thing in common: they expect him to be all things, to all people, all the time.

What’s the best thing you read in 2015? Book, article, novel, comic, whatever.

Thank you! The only good thing about The Force Awakens was watching Daisy Ridley and Jon Boyega, who are charming as hell. Otherwise, I don’t understand the point of watching The Force Awakens if you’ve seen A New Hope.

Art is subjective. You can like anything you want, and anyone who says to you “how can you not like this thing that I like” is being an ass.

The six best closers in baseball, in no particular order: Wade Davis, Craig Kimbrel, Jeurys Familia, and the three closers on the Yankees. Yikes.

I’d honestly be less offended if he just directly said “Tamir Rice did this to himself by being black..” Because that’s basically what he said.

I had never heard that story about Rickey wanting to give everyone full playoff shares until a few weeks ago.

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As a kid I thought the gifts and food were the best part of Christmas. Now I realize it was listening to this Temptations song with my family. I miss those days.

Another woman in a similar piece was quoted as basically saying “I voted for him because I always vote Republican, and I guess I just didn’t think he’d actually roll back the Medicaid expansion and take my healthcare away.”

You act like only Deadspin is shitting on this dumbass comment by Wainwright. He basically said Heyward doesn’t have the balls to be a True Cardinal and Leader of Real Men, but to Wainwright’s credit he was smart enough to couch that garbage comment between faux compliments so people like you will think he was being

Five months later, and I still have no idea how Lucas Duda hit that ball out. Look at how far inside it is! That was one of the craziest home runs I saw all year.

I will never understand why The Americans doesn’t get more love. Outside of maybe Fargo, I can’t think of a show that I can say was definitely better this year.