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LeBron James has won four MVPs, gone to five straight Finals, and once scored 25 straight points in an Eastern Conference Finals game on the road. But the greatest thing he’s done in his career was somehow take a 2-1 series lead in the Finals over a 67 win juggernaut out of the deepest and best conference we’ve ever

I know, but Votto makes them much better than the team that just lost three World Series games that they led in the eighth inning. If you bring on Votto, and win the World Series in the next two years, no one will mind that much when his salary inevitably becomes a problem. CC Sabathia is awful now, but he was

That won’t happen for the same reason the Braves wouldn’t send Andrelton Simmons to the Mets — they aren’t going to help another NL East team, especially not one that’s currently much better than them.

Exactly. The Wilpons might be the worst owners in baseball outside of Miami, and they should have been forced to sell the team years ago, but the arguments being made here don’t make much sense. Cespedes is probably going to get way more money than he deserves (though I wouldn’t have minded seeing them overpay a bit

I hadn’t seen the piece on Daria until today, and now I’m looking forward to reading it. I maintain that, outside of A Different World, Jodie and Mack are the best representation of black teenagers I’ve ever seen on TV.

Girl Meets World is a much better show than it has any business being. It definitely has its flaws - it might be the least subtle show I’ve ever seen - but it’s charming, Corey and Topanga are somehow still really good together, and the two girls who play the leads are legitimately great.

Here’s my almost completely baseless theory on what set Beckham off. In the last few weeks there have been far too many dumbasses on the internet saying all sorts of homophobic bullshit about OBJ’s sexuality, and I’m certain he knows about all that. And I think Norman and Finnegan did too, and they hurled gay slurs at

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Look at all the dumb shit this man says. There are very few entertainers I hate more than Steve Harvey:

Bushwick Bill as the Scarecrow is legitimately brilliant.

Not only that, but his superpowers were all based on him getting very angry and screaming. Fuck Tyroc, man.

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For some absurd reason you mentioning Sisters dropping tonight made me think of Queen Latifah and Monie Love’s “Ladies First”:

Falcon was the first African-American superhero in a comic. Black Panther was definitively the first black superhero.

Thank you for writing about this. In a five year span, Boseman is going to play arguably the most important black athlete ever, arguably the most important black entertainer ever, the first ever black superhero, and the first ever black Supreme Court justice. Hollywood has officially found its Negro To Play All The

The thing I’m scared about is that the racial dynamics will be exactly the same as they were in the original Ghostbusters: the three white people will be highly educated, Ivy League professors, and the black person on the team will be someone who just walked off the street looking for a job, and is a borderline jive

Also worth noting: after the game, he went and saw the kid again and gave him the sneakers he had just played in.

To be fair, damn near every Mark Millar comic is hot garbage.

Honestly, I had no idea who Saint West was either until someone sent me this article thinking I’d laugh. I knew Kim had a kid, but I had no idea what the kid’s name was. I also had no idea Kim and Kanye were in a relationship until after she had their first kid.

“Sounds like some opinion from a nerd’s blog.”

Exactly! That’s absurd!

When I saw the trailer, and Clark says to Pa Kent “What was I supposed to do, let them drown?” and Pa Kent says “Maybe,” I decided I wasn’t going to see the film. I did eventually, and it was every bit as awful as I thought it would be. Nearly everything about Pa Kent is wrong and disturbing.