Look, I’m sure she’s lovely in the interview, but you aren’t suckering me into watching Jimmy Fallon. No one is suckering me into watching Jimmy Fallon.

Donald Trump once took out an ad in the New York Daily News calling for five innocent children to be executed because they had the audacity to be on the street while black. And you just described him as simply someone’s “insane golf buddy.”

Well, Brady ditched his pregnant girlfriend and keeps a Donald Trump hat in his locker. I wouldn’t exactly call him better than Eli or Peyton.

I don’t understand how you put together this list while completely skipping Rocky VII:

“But that’s just for the aforementioned college bullshit, not because he’s a smooth, attractive black quarterback.”

That’s really good. +1

I think this goes a long way toward explaining why crazy racists hate him so much. He doesn’t just have the huge smile and the audacity to express joy while he’s succeeding/enjoying football, but he also looks so fucking good doing it. He’s a reasonably charming Adonis who is built like he was cut out of stone. He’s…

I just watched a man with an obvious concussion throw a pass to a man who shouldn’t be in the league anymore because he’s had so many concussions. That is peak NFL.

That’s how I felt about the first season, but I gave it another try. I’m glad I did, because the second season is brilliant.

I guess the only reason I think of The Princess Bride as a kids movie is because everyone who made me watch it kept talking about how much they loved it when they were kids. Also, I remember it being in the kids section when we went to Blockbuster to rent it. Still, you’re right. It probably shouldn’t be categorized…

Not only have I never seen The Goonies, but I had never even heard of it until I got to college (I’m in my mid thirties, for what it’s worth). I can’t tell you how many white people were absolutely appalled when they found out I’d never heard of The Goonies or The Princess Bride.

For some absurd reason, Conan O’Brien saying “Sit still, only I may dance” makes me laugh so hard every time. Every damn time.

If your job decided to stop paying you in cash and start paying you with free college courses, I’m sure you’d be cool with it.

“if you want to be a novelist but can’t write for shit, go into YA fiction.”

Czarniak is interesting because she’s extremely pleasant and enthusiastic without coming off as obnoxious or dumb. That’s really hard to pull off on television.

Papi Le Batard is a national treasure. Dan and Bomani are really good. Robert Flores is solid. Lindsay Czarniak isn’t particularly interesting, but she also isn’t problematic.

LL Cool J’s first album, Radio, came out 30 years ago today. Whatever people think of him these days, at his height he was arguably the best rapper alive, and Radio is still one of the best rap albums ever. It’s kind of sad that this anniversary came and went while hardly being acknowledged. I thought maybe Leslie…

Yeah, they went to the World Series, but they started the season with the 21st highest payroll in the majors despite playing in the biggest market in the country. They went to the World Series despite ownership, not because of it.

We should pretend Palmer and Stanton are black so the internet can get really mad at them.

Blade Runner does that to a lot of people. It’s one of my favorite movies, but the first time I saw it I fell asleep too. It sets a certain mood that can make you pretty drowsy.