Simpsons episodes that are centered on Lisa tend to be my favorite (I’d argue Lisa’s Substitute is the best episode the show has ever done) but you’re right: the episodes concerning her future mostly fall somewhere between kind of bad and terrible. I think “Lisa’s Wedding” is worth watching though, if only for the…

When Rousey said this was going to be her biggest challenge, I honestly thought that was just PR bullshit out of fear that people would stop watching her fights because they end so quickly.

Yes, and then he beat Peyton Manning and Carson Palmer in the playoffs (he lost to Peyton the first year, but beat him the second year).

Best of luck, man. I really enjoyed your Deadspin work.

Rex went to back to back AFC title games with Sam Bradford’s back up, while beating Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, Carson Palmer and Philip Rivers on the road in the playoffs. And if Sanchez doesn’t fumble on the last play of the first half in that second title game (the fumble was run back for a touchdown) he takes the…

About 10 years ago I was uptown waiting for a train, when a homeless man spotted me and started saying “Hey, n****r boy! Where you going n****r boy???” over and over again. After a while I decided to put my headphones on to try to ignore him, and that proved to be a huge mistake. If I’d been paying closer attention, I…

He’s never played for a team that I care about, but somehow Charles Woodson has been one of my favorite athletes since his college years. He’s a smooth, great player, he’s often good for a great quote, and he just seems chill as fuck. Even his goatee is dope, and most people look like complete assholes with that look.…

Barrett: “I’m the quarterback of Ohio State”

I’m not a fan of people describing everything they like as “the best thing they’ve ever seen,” so I’m being completely sincere when I say this may be the best thing I’ve ever seen happen on Twitter.

It’s hard to pick one passage that stands out above the others, but I think this one does it for me: “Maister went on to attack Mecklenburg District Judge Rebecca Thorne Tin, who convicted Hardy of assault, saying she couldn’t have ruled fairly because when she was in law school, she co-chaired the Harvard Battered…

I laughed so, so hard in the theater when that happened. People looked at me like I was such a dick. It is easily my favorite scene in that awful trilogy.

Am I missing something by not hating Ben Affleck all these years? I don’t particularly like him either, but that’s my point: I don’t get how he generates strong feelings either way. Last month Matt Damon said more awful shit than Affleck has said in the last 20 years, and yet people still seem to like him more. What…

Since she dropped a song earlier, I’ve been listening to Erykah Badu all day. “Back in the Day” is such a dope track.

You just summed up my problem with peanut butter M&M’s. They’re fine, but why would you get those when Reese’s are right there next to them in the aisle? It’s an odd choice.

She also has a kid with the D.O.C., but that’s one ruined career people can’t blame on her.

This month is the 15 year anniversary of Mama’s Gun, which is still my favorite Badu album.

“Boxing out is for pussies.” - the Milwaukee Bucks

“Rhymes running wild like a child in a walker.” Inspectah Deck is so, so good.

Familia came in tonight with a lead. He faced six batters, and got all six out on five pitiful grounders and a strikeout... and he ended up with a blown save. Baseball is so fucking cruel.

I’d say Man of Steel wasn’t even a good looking movie. The ridiculously desaturated color palette took an already joyless movie and made it damn near gray. It’s just awful.