My favorite part about this is that you call Sacramento “one of the important teams.” You might be the only person alive who thinks the Kings are an important team in the NBA.

ISU was one of the few college basketball teams last year that was actually fun to watch. This could be interesting.

The worst thing about Kevin Smith isn’t that tweet, or his painfully awful films. No, the worst thing about Kevin Smith is the fact that he named his daughter Harley Quinn, after the fictional character from the Batman cartoon/comics who is 1) Hopelessly insane, and 2) In a physically and emotionally abusive…

I look forward to this news sparking a months-long “But can you win a Super Bowl with Cam????” debate, ignoring the fact that Cam is a significantly better quarterback than guys like Brad Johnson, Trent Dilfer, Mark Rypien, Doug Williams, etc.

I couldn’t put my finger on who she reminded me of and it was driving me nuts, but it’s definitely Jessica Lange. Good call, and thank you for saving my sanity.

I was at that game too. Fuck everyone who got mad at Milledge for that. The reaction to him for that moment is probably the greatest recent example of everything that’s wrong with baseball.

Several hours? It takes less than five minutes.

It’s amazing how many people really think Kobe or MJ would have won a ring with those hilariously bad teams LeBron had during his first stint with the Cavs. I never thought an NBA Finals team in my lifetime would be worse than the 2001 76ers, but the 2007 Cavs did it.

In 2005, O’Malley’s Baltimore police department made more than 100,000 arrests. Baltimore has a population of 640,000. That’s 1/6 of the population.

And the next time you see him he’s sitting in his office, stroking a shotgun, and for a brief moment you think “Oh shit, is Pete going to kill himself?” That’s such a good episode.

Looking back, Vanessa Williams was clearly using the opening line of that song to warn us about global warming.

To be fair, it seems like it was a little league field.

As much as people talk about Cowherd’s irrational (and racist) hatred of John Wall, Plaschke’s obsession with convincing everyone that Yasiel Puig is history’s greatest monster is just as bad.

He seemed so boring compared to Keith, Dan and even Stuart. But not only do I appreciate him so much now, but looking back, he’s just about the only SportsCenter anchor who didn’t try to be a poor man’s version of Keith, Dan or Stuart.

This is my favorite bit of racism irony since the Cleveland Indians named their ballpark Progressive Field.

If you like this film, I highly recommend reading the novel it’s based on. Richard Stark’s “Parker” novels are, in my opinion, the best series of crime books ever written.

Intentional walks have been around for about a century, so they’re grandfathered in, so to speak. But with the Hack-a-Shaq strategy being relatively new, it’s going to get more hate. If coaches had employed a Hack-a-Russell strategy in the ‘60s — Bill Russell was a career 56% FT shooter — I don’t think we’d have much…

From 2001-04, Barry Bonds’ OBP was at least .515. That means that, for four consecutive seasons, Barry Bonds got on base more often than he didn’t. That’s fucking insane.

A few years ago, Dave Zirin was touring the country with John Carlos. The two of them spoke at several big sports universities, and each time they’d contact the school’s athletic department to see if they wanted Carlos to come talk to any of the athletes. Every single coach either ignored them or flat out said no,…

How is this dated? Ben Stiller is still alive and still making terrible movies.