Jim Starlin, is that you?

I had never seen that clip about Kristen Wiig before. He just sat there and said “Yeah, I guess Kristen Wiig is funny, but I don’t want to fuck her so what’s the point?” And Wesley Morris fucking cracked up. Jesus.

Harper and Stanton combined only have one hit off of Harvey. Freddie Freeman is also batting less than .100 against him. Harvey and Fernandez are going to make NL East batters look stupid for years.

They somehow made it this far as the only contending team in the playoffs without any injuries, then they end up with the scariest one and it happens to the MVP. Fuck.

In defense of Cliff Clavin, his answer wasn’t actually wrong.

Is there something wrong with me that I also thought the answer was hoe? Because I definitely thought the answer was hoe.

The fact that he hits so many long home runs is amazing. The fact that he’s also one of the better defensive right fielders in the majors is just unfair.

It is so fucking weird watching Venus get old.

That’s supposed to say “No, money down!”

It works on so many levels

Of all the articles I’ve seen about her passing away, this is the first with a headline that doesn’t include “mother of Ben Stiller,” or “wife of Jerry Stiller,” as if those are the things she should be primarily known for. She was just as funny as both of them (and much funnier than Ben, in my opinion), so it’s nice…

“Congratulations on your moral victory.”

Clips/Spurs was the best first round series ever, and the best seven game series in a long time, but even that can’t make up for the fact that the rest of the playoffs have been terrible. A few great buzzer beaters have kept people from noticing the overall awful play.

There were lots of shitty trends in ‘90s comics, but the one that gets discussed the least, and was maybe the worst, was Marvel and DC feeling the need to replace so many of their popular characters. Jean Paul Valley, Ben Reilly, Eric Masterson, Artemis as Wonder Woman, Kyle Rayner, John Walker, etc. Looking back,…

To be fair, I’m sure these same people get just as upset whenever a white man is cast to play Jesus.

Beta Ray Bill was the shit, damn it! Walt Simonson’s Thor ranks among the best runs on any super hero comic ever.

“she seems racist and like countless minorities who you KNOW would turn themselves white in a heartbeat if they ever feasibly could”

Wesley Matthews was so close to having another member in his “I just lost $20 million dollars” support group.

It really bothers me that, whenever people discuss the greatest rappers of all time, Pos from De La Soul is almost always left out of the conversation. In The Woods has one of the greatest lines I’ve ever heard: “Catch me breathin’ on planes where the gangsta’s outdated. Fuck being hard, Posdnuos is complicated.”

Messner-Loebs’ run on Wonder Woman is criminally under appreciated. Outside of George Perez, it’s arguably the best run in the modern era.