Several hours? It takes less than five minutes.

It’s amazing how many people really think Kobe or MJ would have won a ring with those hilariously bad teams LeBron had during his first stint with the Cavs. I never thought an NBA Finals team in my lifetime would be worse than the 2001 76ers, but the 2007 Cavs did it.

In 2005, O’Malley’s Baltimore police department made more than 100,000 arrests. Baltimore has a population of 640,000. That’s 1/6 of the population.

And the next time you see him he’s sitting in his office, stroking a shotgun, and for a brief moment you think “Oh shit, is Pete going to kill himself?” That’s such a good episode.

Looking back, Vanessa Williams was clearly using the opening line of that song to warn us about global warming.

To be fair, it seems like it was a little league field.

As much as people talk about Cowherd’s irrational (and racist) hatred of John Wall, Plaschke’s obsession with convincing everyone that Yasiel Puig is history’s greatest monster is just as bad.

He seemed so boring compared to Keith, Dan and even Stuart. But not only do I appreciate him so much now, but looking back, he’s just about the only SportsCenter anchor who didn’t try to be a poor man’s version of Keith, Dan or Stuart.

This is my favorite bit of racism irony since the Cleveland Indians named their ballpark Progressive Field.

If you like this film, I highly recommend reading the novel it’s based on. Richard Stark’s “Parker” novels are, in my opinion, the best series of crime books ever written.

Intentional walks have been around for about a century, so they’re grandfathered in, so to speak. But with the Hack-a-Shaq strategy being relatively new, it’s going to get more hate. If coaches had employed a Hack-a-Russell strategy in the ‘60s — Bill Russell was a career 56% FT shooter — I don’t think we’d have much…

From 2001-04, Barry Bonds’ OBP was at least .515. That means that, for four consecutive seasons, Barry Bonds got on base more often than he didn’t. That’s fucking insane.

A few years ago, Dave Zirin was touring the country with John Carlos. The two of them spoke at several big sports universities, and each time they’d contact the school’s athletic department to see if they wanted Carlos to come talk to any of the athletes. Every single coach either ignored them or flat out said no,…

How is this dated? Ben Stiller is still alive and still making terrible movies.

Jim Starlin, is that you?

I had never seen that clip about Kristen Wiig before. He just sat there and said “Yeah, I guess Kristen Wiig is funny, but I don’t want to fuck her so what’s the point?” And Wesley Morris fucking cracked up. Jesus.

Harper and Stanton combined only have one hit off of Harvey. Freddie Freeman is also batting less than .100 against him. Harvey and Fernandez are going to make NL East batters look stupid for years.

They somehow made it this far as the only contending team in the playoffs without any injuries, then they end up with the scariest one and it happens to the MVP. Fuck.

In defense of Cliff Clavin, his answer wasn’t actually wrong.

Is there something wrong with me that I also thought the answer was hoe? Because I definitely thought the answer was hoe.