The fact that he hits so many long home runs is amazing. The fact that he’s also one of the better defensive right fielders in the majors is just unfair.

It is so fucking weird watching Venus get old.

That’s supposed to say “No, money down!”

It works on so many levels

Of all the articles I’ve seen about her passing away, this is the first with a headline that doesn’t include “mother of Ben Stiller,” or “wife of Jerry Stiller,” as if those are the things she should be primarily known for. She was just as funny as both of them (and much funnier than Ben, in my opinion), so it’s nice…

“Congratulations on your moral victory.”

Clips/Spurs was the best first round series ever, and the best seven game series in a long time, but even that can’t make up for the fact that the rest of the playoffs have been terrible. A few great buzzer beaters have kept people from noticing the overall awful play.

There were lots of shitty trends in ‘90s comics, but the one that gets discussed the least, and was maybe the worst, was Marvel and DC feeling the need to replace so many of their popular characters. Jean Paul Valley, Ben Reilly, Eric Masterson, Artemis as Wonder Woman, Kyle Rayner, John Walker, etc. Looking back,…

To be fair, I’m sure these same people get just as upset whenever a white man is cast to play Jesus.

Beta Ray Bill was the shit, damn it! Walt Simonson’s Thor ranks among the best runs on any super hero comic ever.

“she seems racist and like countless minorities who you KNOW would turn themselves white in a heartbeat if they ever feasibly could”

Wesley Matthews was so close to having another member in his “I just lost $20 million dollars” support group.

It really bothers me that, whenever people discuss the greatest rappers of all time, Pos from De La Soul is almost always left out of the conversation. In The Woods has one of the greatest lines I’ve ever heard: “Catch me breathin’ on planes where the gangsta’s outdated. Fuck being hard, Posdnuos is complicated.”

If you look at every position other than quarterback, the Jets are a significantly better team than the Colts. But the Colts have Andrew Luck, so they’re a Super Bowl contender, and the Jets have Geno, so they’ll be fortunate to win seven games.

Yeah, but Dave’s mom makes amazing pies. It’s a toss up, really.

It’s been a long time since In Living Color, so I think we all forget that Foxx is ridiculously good at impressions. And I’m guessing he barely practiced this, which makes it even better.

Anyone below Robin has to be a typo.

This is incredible. I can’t believe they got away with this.

Even if you don’t like basketball, the NBA playoffs are worth paying a little attention to just for the best part of it: players bringing their kids to press conferences. Steph Curry’s daughter is amazing. Chris Paul’s son is amazing. Derrick Rose’s son is amazing.

Zoot should be higher on the list, if only because he has one of the best lines in movie history: