If you look at every position other than quarterback, the Jets are a significantly better team than the Colts. But the Colts have Andrew Luck, so they’re a Super Bowl contender, and the Jets have Geno, so they’ll be fortunate to win seven games.

Yeah, but Dave’s mom makes amazing pies. It’s a toss up, really.

It’s been a long time since In Living Color, so I think we all forget that Foxx is ridiculously good at impressions. And I’m guessing he barely practiced this, which makes it even better.

Anyone below Robin has to be a typo.

This is incredible. I can’t believe they got away with this.

Even if you don’t like basketball, the NBA playoffs are worth paying a little attention to just for the best part of it: players bringing their kids to press conferences. Steph Curry’s daughter is amazing. Chris Paul’s son is amazing. Derrick Rose’s son is amazing.

Zoot should be higher on the list, if only because he has one of the best lines in movie history:

Yup. I’ve seen him up close at a few Mets games. He’s MLB’s LeBron James, in the sense that he looks like he was built in a lab somewhere to be the perfect physical specimen for this sport.

That’s what I came to the comments to say. They’re on the same court! And the place is basically empty, so there’s no one between them. Just walk over there!

You brought it up, and it was my first thought after the Timberwolves got the top pick: Is this the first time a team has had the three players who were drafted #1 in three consecutive years?

I’m not even a White Sox fan and I’m jealous. I really want to see him live.

The first quote you copied from this article only supports your point if you ignore what immediately came next:

No. ESPN employs dozens of conservatives. That isn’t news.

Kluber is a joy to watch, but Sale’s delivery is just insane. I love it.

You know what? You’re right. I apologize. And I’m a Mets fan, so I have no excuse.

I’m a Mets fan too. I’m excited about Syndergaard (I’m also excited that we now have Thor, The Dark Knight, and Captain America to root for), but he’s only had two starts so far. Let’s give it a few more.

Outside of maybe Jose Fernandez, there’s no starting pitcher in baseball who is more fun to watch than Chris Sale. You can throw Matt Harvey in that conversation too, but I’d put him third.

This was the worst seven game series since that god awful Miami vs. Atlanta series in 2009. This was bad, but nothing will ever beat that.

Yeah. As much as we all like to shit on Doc Rivers the GM — and he deserves it — I don’t hold the Hawes signing against him. No one knew Hawes would forget how to play basketball this year.

I had never heard of the term “criss cross applesauce” until just now, and wouldn’t have even known what it meant had you not explained it. That’s pretty awful.