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Because working with him is an excellent way to get an Oscar nomination, and people are willing to put up with a lot for that. It’s fucked up, but it’s true.

If it’s Cavs vs. Warriors, I’ve got Cavs in six. If it’s Cavs vs. Spurs, Spurs in six.

Watching that Wes Matthews bubble suddenly stop is just fucking depressing, man.

The scene between Monica and her mother, where Monica chastises her for "ironing dad's draws" instead of going to her games and her mom slaps her, still stands out to me. This film came out when I was a senior in high school, and it was one of the main reasons I decided to take feminism classes in college. Basically,

Holy shit. I had never seen that before. How had I never seen that before???

I was born and raised in Queens. Every time I see kids in NYC go into a Domino’s a part of me dies. It just makes no fucking sense.

Really? Because I feel like a lot of people were claiming LeBron was on HGH after he came back from that two week break.

Loving Chipotle is only acceptable if you live in a city that doesn’t have good Mexican food. People who live in Los Angeles and regularly go to Chipotle are everything that is wrong with America.

Yeah, my first thought was “That guy might be a dick, but he loves his granddaughter.”

The last line, “You have that power too,” is definitely new. The rest of it is from RotJ.

It’s not new dialogue. It’s lifted directly from Return of the Jedi, when he’s telling Leia that she’s his sister.

If he was going to marry a celebrity, it was always going to be Julia Roberts. She asked him out multiple times (including the night after her first appearance on the show, which was great television), but he always said no because I think he wasn’t into the idea of dating someone that famous.

Monty Williams is the new Mo Cheeks. He’s not a good coach, but he’ll get more chances than he deserves because he’s an incredibly nice guy.

Great work. Thank you for this.

I’m a liberal vegetarian, and there are few organizations I hate more than PETA. These are the same assholes who thought the best way to protest the Westminster Dog Show was to dress up like KKK members, and that’s not the only time they’ve used KKK images to advance their message. And that’s just the tip of the

To be fair, it’s likely her editor wrote that awful headline, not her.

If you guys had an extended argument about this in a chat room, you should put the highlights of it in a separate post. Readers need to know where each of stands so they can pledge their irrational allegiances accordingly.

That shirt reminded me of the scene from the trailer for Trainwreck, when Amy Schumer is making fun of her brother-in-law’s outfit, and she says to her sister “Let me guess, you dress him that way so no one else will want to fuck him, right?”

I’m not a huge hockey fan, but it’d be pretty great to see the Islanders win one last time before they head to Brooklyn. I’m honestly not sure if that would make it easier or harder for fans to see the team leave, though.

Am I crazy, or does Shonda Rhimes’ skin look a bit lightened here? I imagine it was unintentional — they didn’t do it to anyone else in the photo, and that’s not the kind of thing Essence would do on purpose — but it’s still a little odd.