I completely forgot they have to sign him after this season. And they really can’t afford to let him leave, so they have no choice but to overpay.

I’d like to join in the chorus of people saying that your NBA writing has been exceptional all season. Thanks for this.

When I first found that out, I lost what little respect for Mark May I had. I don’t care how much ESPN is willing to pay, you can’t sit next to a guy who endorsed Jesse Helms and pretend like everything is cool.

“You have selected: No”

Matthews is a really good player and a really good guy who worked his ass off to get to this point, and a blown Achilles probably cost him at least ten million dollars. Sometimes sports just fucking suck.

Getty Images fucked up first, but that was very obviously not Revis, and that’s twice in about five weeks someone on this site has confused two black athletes for each other, neither of whom looked the least bit alike. And the first time, Deadspin refused to even acknowledge the error. If ESPN did this, you guys would…

It’s definitely Browner, and that’s twice in the last five weeks that Deadspin has confused two black athletes who look nothing alike.

Hey, are you sure that’s Revis? Because I’m pretty sure that’s Brandon Browner.

“Aggressively terrible” is the best possible description of that show. It’s almost inconceivably bad, and has been for so long. I get why certain shows I think are terrible tend to succeed, but I’m genuinely stunned when people tell me they like SNL. Even the audience isn’t laughing most of the time. The show is so…

Damn. That’s perfect.

That’s the problem with Gattis. He has the plate discipline of Vlad Guerrero, but can’t get away with it because he doesn’t have the talent of Vlad Guerrero. If you throw him a pitch over the plate he isn’t going to miss it, but there’s absolutely no reason to throw him a strike.

To be fair, she’s funnier than Jimmy Fallon.

I was too young to fully appreciate Ronnie Lott in his prime, so Polamalu and Ed Reed are the two best safeties I’ve ever seen. I’ll miss Troy and his $1 million insured hair.

No joke, I can never, ever eat crab cakes without hearing Ann Coulter say “These crab cakes are good like a muh. I fucks with these crab cakes” in my head.

I think the fact her “Santa is white” comment gets so much more attention than her “Jesus was white” comment — which was made in the same segment — says a lot about America.

There are no bad Avatar gifs. None.

The college game has a media timeout every four minutes, in addition to the five timeouts each coach gets. If you make the game four quarters instead of two halves, all you have to do to address your issue is get rid of two of the media timeouts. It’s that simple.

Yup. Those are four very good pitchers who work fast and throw strikes, so it’s hard to tell whether or not the new rules had any effect. Nats fans are going to get out of the park by 9:30 more often than not this season, (unless they happen to score a lot of runs, which I imagine their fans won’t mind staying later…

You beat me to this. +1

“There should be a reward for whoever filmed this.”