(o_e) is the face I make when I eat something sour.

My mom teaches small children and occasionally uses a Count Von Count puppet (from Sesame Street) when working with math/numbers. She does the voice, the accent, the whole nine yards; the kids love it.

And this is why the "Born this way" argument is not especially useful. Because even if they acknowledge that it is completely natural, they'll just invent new reasons for why it's bad and we shouldn't be doing it.

Girl. Being weird is awesome. Banality just might be the worst thing about pageants.

I know that Tracy Morgan has diabetes, so I'm hoping that the surgery goes well and the recovery is relatively smooth. How unbelievably sad and tragic to lose a friend and injured loved ones, while you are just trying to process the shock of it all.

Matching footprint at the scene of the crime, previous threats of murdering Nicole Brown, matching DNA evidence both at the crime scene and on OJ's Bronco and back at his house, matching fibers to the murderer's bloody knit cap found in OJ's Bronco, Hair fibers of Nicole and Ron Goldman found in OJ's Bronco, keys to…

You know, if we actually taught men to respect women and punished rapists instead of their victims, all the teens in the world could prance around naked and it wouldn't matter.

The decline in modesty and morality just happened so SUDDENLY!

Fixed it.

She didn't fall for shit, homegirl took those stairs all on her two front feet.

i'm just gonna leave this here...

Haters gonna hate.

When I was called for jury duty they asked us what tv shows we liked to watch. I told them the following: Law and Order; CSI; and X-Files.

Oh I know - it's amazing how those "bitches" are so sub-human, and the rest of us don't even count as women. We're not even part of the equation. But we don't deserve sex.

I guess male-as-the-default-setting actually works in your favor when you're doing undercover feminism!

I'm a straight woman who feels like no one's attracted to me. I "peaked" over ten years ago according to men. At least men don't depreciate like fucking cars. Whyyyy do men think women are never lonely, rejected, ignored?! Is it because the "dime pieces" are literally the only ones on your radars?

Do not advertise your pets on CL. Many animals picked on CL end up being used as bait animals for fighting dogs. Make sure you analyze the prospective owners before you hand over the leash.

The trouble with "tranny" is that over time it's come to represent the extreme dehumanization and objectification as purely sexual fetish objects of transgender people. That's the word's connotation, and that's not something that can really be changed.

People are so weird. I had many people ask if I am Mexican (first of all, just because I'm your server doesn't make me available for personal questions) because I spoke (sad/broken/rudimentary) Spanish with my coworkers for whom it was a first language. Because, why else would a person speak anything but English?

She patted her precocious daughter on the arm and replied "Oh honey, of course she believes in Jesus. She's Chinese. They've been saved."