Was she there because she was a boozer, a loser, and a user? Did she steal the TV?

You know what they say: you're only seventeen once!

You stay with your pet when he or she is being euthanized. I don't care that it is "too hard" for you. You suck it up, hold your pet, give kisses, and stay until the very end. Then you go to the beach and scream for as long as it takes. You do not leave your pet behind to be euthanized alone. Period. (Also, this vet…

Well she *is* in college, you pedant/spoilsport/dreamcrusher.

PERFECT.

For sure....now if you want to talk to me about the CIA selling crack and other drugs to the inner-cities to fund anti-communist activities overseas in the 1970's and 1980s...I'll listen to you all damn day even thought I haven't done any research on the topic. I do know that until 9-11, the CIA and the DEA often…

Yes, and the existence of the Tuskegee experiments — the fact that they were a real thing — is why I have some sympathy for people who believe the HIV conspiracy theory, even though its demonstrably false.

The mom just knows she lost someone who loved her unconditionally. I doubt she has any interest in what is best for the kid, she just cares about losing that emotional support.

I have no doubt that this woman's child is the best thing in the world to her.

OMG, you need to start a vintage bridal version of the Bitchface: The Masterworks Tumblr.

Prominent tattoos AND a pleasantly soft belly on the cover of Glamour? I just coughed up my pistachios. (Lena hater or lover, you gotta admit that's something.)

All I learned from this is that Modern Bride mentioned female orgasms before Playboy did.

When I was nursing WeePiglet, I went on a dark chocolate M&Ms bender and she pooped blue for two days straight after that. Whoops!

But wait, there's more!

Translation of supermandamned: "Do you even lift, bro?"

It is. This is just another person who trolls these articles just waiting to tell you about how you're doing it wrong (and also that you're ugly while doing it wrong).

I have never liked either the word "skinny" or the word "fat". I have both skin and fat. Everyone does! I am going to ignore the meaning of the word and call myself "skinny fat"; because I have skin and I have fat and so far, so good. Both are doing their job, keeping my skeleton wrapped up all safe.

Anybody who's not doing what I'm doing to maintain the lifestyle I'm maintaining is obviously doing it wrong. I'll be over here. Judging.

Next step: condescending Facebook shares and diatribes!

She's gained attention. That's the endgame for her. I know someone like this and the lies are truly fantastic and stories change with the weather. If you confront them with discrepancies they flat out deny ever having said or done what doesn't add up. They want the attention and they are very good at getting it.