"I don't know who you are, but I'll TOTALLY come over."

I feel like Singles is the more mature sibling of Reality Bites with the added bonus of dreamy, dorky Campbell Scott.

I think they should have just, oh I dunno, given her some freakin' direction?

Yeah, but we all kind of sound like a pain in the ass if you think about it.

Who could be responsible for this?!?

Personally, I'm just always craning my neck to see if he brought his brother along.

Nope. Neither George nor Bootsy is to be held responsible for this travesty.

My mom threw me a tie dye birthday party when I was 6. It was AWESOME. Poor Tommy, having such a shitty mother.

You've got to hand it to her. She managed to be less progressive than someone who still uses an AOL email address.

Nope. Underarms can smell like vaginas all the time, honestly, and not in a way that is offensive. Source: smelled lots of vaginas.

I think the grossest part of this is that it's probably an elaborate marketing ploy for the sequel that is structured around the understanding that more people will pay for a porn if they can at least suspect that the woman didn't want to be there/doesn't want it to be watched.

Stay classy "60 Minutes"...oops nevermind too late.

I think it is an apt interpretation of exactly what this man did to Ms. Farrow and her children. That he could not recognize that and tried to use it to make himself appear somehow a victim, just shows you the inner workings of narcissist.

I just don't see Brad Pitt or Tim Robbins doing this to their non-biological kids.

"That's nothing!"

Nope. "Pretty scary" is having your boyfriend sleep with one of your daughters while molesting another.

I would set his car on fire AT LEAST.

I wouldn't expect Mia to have given him chocolate truffles and roses.

I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.