Someone needs to tell Alex Jones that it’s not defamation to opine on his “journalism” skills, nor is it defamation to call him fat. Sorry, bro. Good try, though.

Warning to adults everywhere. These kids are really smart and really good at the social media, stop screwing with them.

I’m not sure what this reviewer meant by “Fitbit OS doesn’t even support reading texts”, but all Fitbit devices that have a screen show you text messages and notifications if you enable it. I’m sure this one is not any different.

Plus, why would you even want a garage that far from your house? What a crappy architect.

I believe you can reference that old video of young Stephen Miller crying about how he has to pick up his own trash when the school has janitors as an accurate portrayal of young Martin.

They were carrying swastikas; I really feel like no one has any business silencing a Jewish person on this one.

Yeah I mean I guess it would have been easier to shoot her.

Yep-abortion is worse than murdering your child because abortion is something mostly women do, while murdering your own child is more of a guy thing.

Is it impossible for these people to speak about abortion without revealing their contempt for women, or do they choose not to?

Dorkiness and sincerity can go a loooong way when you’re surrounded by asskissers and toadies.

He’s probably not as dorky, and she’s probably not as cool, as her PR team makes her? I mean, she did spend her formative years at a fucking Tennis Academy.

LOL great job on the fake trolling. I love the multiple post touch.

Now circumcision is more about health (some claim it helps with cleanliness and infections) and tradition. But the guy who popularized it in the IS for non-Jewish children actually did so under the auspice of cleanliness and preventing masturbation (Kellog was a weird dude).

Nowhere did this article even bring up circumcision. Why is it so hard to stay on topic when it’s about an atrocity that’s done to women’s sexual organs? Why is it always, “We must discuss the penis first!”

Yes, but there’s a time and a place to talk about nonconsentual circumcision of the penis. Generally speaking, it’s not when talking about forced clitorectomies, since that’s a specific problem that has proven pernicious and needs to be stamped out.

What the fuck? No. That is like saying if woman A slept with woman B who was trans but before she had transitioned in any way, or even publicly identified that way, then woman A has slept with a woman even though at that time woman B was biologically and publicly identifying as a man. Circumcision done to you as a…

I consider myself a jaded pessimist, but for some bizarre reason I find the two of them charming, and am not even bothered by their hardware commercials.

My favorite cat hero of all time!

I think strapless bras for any boobs are a lie. I'm a "nearly B" and I've never found one that didn't succumb to gravity.

I don't even like wearing too tight pants. Man.