They're also getting lots of STIs. Tell grandpa to wrap it up, everyone.

I definitely agree with you. I could only hope, though, that if they do arrest PSH's drug dealer, that the deaths and sufferings of many people will be avenged, not just one.

So many people die from drug addiction every day and very very few of them ever result in the people who sold them the drugs getting arrested. Whilst I am saddened by the loss of such a great talent and fellow human, I do think there is some preferential treatment going on here.

Oh look, here's Woody Allen making a joke about his ex-wife being "violated" coming home late one night - I'm shocked, SHOCKED at Woody's insensitivity toward a woman who spoke up after being attacked. Not.

I work with people who are registered sex offenders, and I've seen the real-world effects on these folks. It's especially horrible for juveniles.

I have a friend who was falsely accused of rape. The situation worked itself out (there was no way he possibly could have done it, I am unclear if she WAS raped and blamed him, or made it all up. Either way, she was genuinely traumatized, and I have sympathy for her, whatever happened to her), and in the 15 years I…

Lena Dunham, I officially love you. No longer on the fence. You are awesome

It's never occurred to me that it's a gender thing but you have an excellent point. I've heard Gwyneth and VBecks being accused of being posh bitches with sticks up their asses but with Hiddleston and Cumberbatch, posh merely adds to their charisma/aura. Hell, Hiddleston won't shut up about Eton and Cumberbatch…

I worked at VF and rest assured, it is a publicist's dream. Not so much around here.

Gwyneth Paltrow is obnoxiously out of touch in her GOOPyness and about as interesting as toast, but screw that editor for making such a rude remark about a woman's weight. Haven't we had enough of this crap already??

"Wait wait wait. Is that really how you run your editorial meetings? "I'd like to read something about Gwyneth Paltrow"? First of all: That's not a story idea. That's not a pitch. There's no narrative there."

Oh please. That's exactly how Jezebel/Gawker and tabloids run their editorial meetings. You write about vapid…

As a kid, I never understood my dad's hatred for him and why he'd never let me watch any of his movies. Now I get it. Thanks, Dad!

I'm tearing up, that letter he wrote them was very sweet and not something I'd think the average sports star would take the time to make that effort.

Are you implying tides only happen when you see them?

No, they're not wrong about the pull, just the period. The moon orbits the Earth every 28 days, but the Earth rotates every 24 hours. Tides happen twice a day because of the Earth's rotation, not the moon's orbit. The phases of the moon happen because of the relative positions of the Earth, moon, and Sun. The…

I have a friend who does that, she's a humanitarian.

Endorsed by Bill O'Reilly!

That is a really bizarre leap. It's just a cute photo I found in my old yearbook.

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I don't mean to bring up any painful memories, but this shit would not have happened when this guy was on the scene: