What on earth are you talking about?

Considering your lengthy Jezebel commenting history, this particular comment is hilariously hypocritical.

The part that bothers me is how he clearly got off on it. Dressing up in his best "homeless guy" costume, with his little envelopes of cash and form letter about "paying it forward," gushing to the media about raising awareness and brightening people's day....what a self-involved bag of dicks. He didn't give away…

One time I got high and imagined I was a dolphin. I wonder if there's a dolphin out there chewing on a puffer fish and imagining that she's me.

"You got to marry these girls when they are about 15 or 16, they'll pick your ducks. You need to check with mom and..."

STILL.

Pinterest generally overwhelms me, but HOLY FUCK I AM MAKING THESE IMMEDIATELY IF NOT SOONER.

YOU GUYS.

marrying a stranger you don't share a language or culture with and just going with the flow sounds like a potential disaster to me, but you do you.

Yes, you can do those things. Most people would learn to talk to the object of their affection before proposing marriage. Most people would be mature enough to recognize that a crush based on watching someone clean around you may not last and that it might be a good idea to learn to communicate with them before…

Incase anyone is curious, there is a gay porn parody of this movie that I guarantee is 1000% better than the original.

But… his storyline starts three weeks before Christmas. Not summer. I see your point, but it's not a summer job. Just a part-of-December job when she isn't waitressing? Cause she only waitresses on Christmas!

I'll never stop being amused by this rising group of people who are so oddly threatened by this movie (which bombed by the way so it's not like society forces it on them) that they go out of their way to trash it to as many people as possible. It's a little sad actually. But mostly amusing because IT'S NOT GOING TO…

lol

I just had to jump on here because I noticed the number of people claiming that those who hate this movie do so "just because they love to hate it" or somesuch nonsense, as if people couldn't just hate an awful movie. As one of the haters, I'd like to clarify that right now by saying that some of us actually think…

Bravo. I agree with everything.

When this movie came out, I hated it. When my parents mentioned this fact to their friend, he said, "What? How can anyone hate Love, Actually? It's probably because she's a Democrat."

I laughed so hard at every joke in this piece people think I have Robin Williams in my office doing stand-up from 1986. OMG. OMG Lindy.

I saw that movie when it came out and learned an important lesson: If you are a woman past thirty five, dust off your bedside-sittin' chair and your Joni Mitchell CD, sister, because Love is Actually for men of all ages and levels of lumpiness, and the hot young things they chase. Women over 35 get to be wise, but…

The Alama Drafthouse near me is offering a "girlie night" showing of this movie, where, I shit you not, "you're allowed (and expected) to squeal, sigh and grab your neighbor's arm when Colin Firth finally proposes to that Portugese lady."
I'm considering getting a group of people together to yell out "Creeper!" and…