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I hate the word, dude.

Back in high school a radio station had a contest where the contestant had to call a random number and see how long they could hold a conversation while only saying "dude." The record was like 10 minutes or something... the guy who answered was a hippie college student who kept saying "duuuude" back. Such an adaptable

Dude was my greyhound Gabe's nickname. I lost him in Feb 2012, and I miss him a lot. He was my 4th dog and my 3rd greyhound, and is my forever Dude. (And yes, I'm starring my own comment, because Dude.)

I would irreparably injure myself attempting even one backflip, because I am old and Not. Flexible. So, go Mikayla!

And they say cheerleaders aren't athletes.

We were at a wedding once and dude next to us took a YOOGE piece of what he thought was cheesecake but in reality was baked brie. Expression with the first mouthful: priceless.

Could totally do this. Maybe not the slobbering in fingers part but the brie hell ya.

In Kazakh, it's nice and gender-neutral: "koti bar," or "s/he has butt!" There's even a surname—Kotybarov, which means "s/he has butt." Bravery is not confined to one gender; anyone can have butt. It's great.

One of the biggest reasons why the world is full of assholes is because of a lack of empathy. People can't understand what it's like to be treated a certain way, and so they can never wrap their heads around why it's wrong to treat other people like shit... unless it happens to them. Which is pretty much what's

What does it say about me/us that I'm just waiting for someone to come forward saying this is fake?

Oh, it's an appropriation-off!

I am an opinionated, know-it-all and I've accepted that I'm an acquired taste. I have a handful of very close friends who appreciate the whole of me and around whom I can be myself. For the rest of the world I try my best to offer up a very censored version of my inner monologue. It is kind of tiring but preferable to

Okay, "Julia"!!!

Unless the consequence is the ending of the relationship, then yeah, awful, no good, very bad man.

I am so happy that Merchant is starting to emerge from the shadow of Gervais in the US. He is so the superior comedian.

Oh lawd. I think I need to uhm... go home and take care of something.

He's what the kids on Tumblr call a "Life Ruiner."

JGL is so handsome and charming that it is actually making me angry. I have an anger crush on him.

MEGA DIS.