Not only do I love dyeing my hair pink and wearing makeup because it's fun, but I also love it because it weeds out judgemental people from my life who are critical of anything but a natural look.

I was trying to figure out why your name is familiar to me and it just hit me: you're Littlefoot from the they-don't-sell-my-size-shoe-in-some-stores-so-I-know-what-it's-like-to-be-judged-for-being-fat meltdown the other day. Awesome.

Your mention of race reminded me: I hope Jez continues the historical trend of posting the racial breakdown of the models on the NYFW runways. I use it every year in my classes to talk about race and racism, because students always demand current data before they can be convinced of the racist implications of almost…

This is literally the dumbest comment I have ever received.

You just know he's smizing off camera.

I don't really pay much attention to organized sports, but am I crazy in thinking that apparel also gets men to pay more attention as well? It seems to me like everywhere I go, people are wearing jerseys and hats and whatever. I would think that by getting people to spend money and invest, they're actually…

YES. This so much. Basically it's when you start thinking about not-yourself.

NERD RAAAAGEEEEEE I want this guys address. Im going to write a treatise on "N" numbers on poster board, wrap it around a bat, and whack him about the neck and shoulders with it until he screams "OFTEN HIGH N NUMBERS ARE GOOD AND CAN REDUCE VARIABILITY" because SCIENCE, MOTHERFUCKER.

So this is what happens when…

Does he not understand that the ancestors of every living person have managed to breed successfully? And that that doesn't really have anything to do with his own potential for accomplishment?

Wow.

Okay, I'm the first to admit that I've been hitting my femdom lifestyle hard lately, so maybe I just have it on the brain. But this dude seriously seems like he's compensating for some very submissive feelings that he doesn't feel comfortable expressing. I'm not saying I'm gonna take one for the team and try…

I think what he meant by the meth metaphor is, "My jizz will seem great and fun at first and then swiftly ruin your life and fill you with regret."

"I have the genetic lineage of warriors, business owners, firefighters, blacksmiths, farmers, herders, poets, politicians, soldiers, artists and even chefs. Hard jobs that help build the world, thinking jobs that help build a culture, they’ve all been done by men in my bloodline. My ceiling for accomplishment is…

"rope of Holy Yogurt". I like how that's capitalized like it's a real thing. On the other hand, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

So he can polish furniture and hide small scratches with his jizz? Use a napkin when setting food on his coffee table.

"When people tell you who they are...believe them."

You forgot those murderers, rapists, usurers, and slavedrivers back in your family tree. If all you can take pride in is your evolutionary lineage, you my friend, are scraping the bottom of the barrel.

My freshwater pearl ovaries want nothing to do with a man who cannot distinguish "it's" from "its," regardless of his gilded spunk.

It's interesting how 25 is the cut-off point for gross, controlling, arrogant, vain men. Because 25 is the age at which your brain (allegedly) officially stops growing and maturing. It's part of the reason why rental companies don't loan cars out until you're 25. It is, arguably, when you gain a sense of self.

I love this. I love when the freaks tell you up front who they are so you can avoid.