@integrandia: I wonder if that's my problem. I have a very hard time sleeping anyplace "new," even if it's not technically new-to-me. For example, the first few nights whenever I stay in my childhood bedroom in my parents's house (admittedly, not in my childhood bed) I can't sleep at all. Same goes for hotel rooms. It…

@Matthew Robold: Right on, no pineapple juice!

@smallcritic: Yeah, the douche thing is kind of a major disappointment for me. I had moved on to Morrissey (and so had he, apparently) when Michael Stipe essentially came out, so that didn't impact me much.

@AstridColeslaw: This is true. My husband eats healthy food at home, but at work he's a slob. It seems like every day he goes to fatburger. I keep telling him to enjoy that heart attack, but he just shrugs. Heart disease runs in my family, but not his.

@gypsythief: I knew a girl in high school who loooooooooved to pop her boyfriend's pimples. They were both pretty nasty.

@olivemcqueen: I get those around my lips sometimes, and they hurt like a motherfucker, both as they're growing and then when I can finally pop them. Stupid sensitive lips.

@Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin): I know, it's too bad he's completely disgusting in my eyes because of the cyst.

@stamp.your.foot: Plastic tube is possibly (or probably) made from vegetable-based, biodegradable plastic. I don't know what the blade mechanism would need to be made out of, but if you can bite through the stick it's probably made of the same material as the tube.

@sandy79: Not always shit. I do know people who can eat everything in sight and not gain weight. My husband is like that. He stuffs his face silly at every meal and hasn't gained a pound in the decade I've known him. His sister is the same way. She doesn't even get fat when she's pregnant. Some people are lucky that…

@serenepanic: Yeah, but I understand her hesitation to do anything that could feel even a little bit like a workout, because it would be a short trip back into her ED and exercise addiction.

@coca_lola: But she's married!

I've been using these mostly-crappy magnetic mini whiteboards to mark temporary things around the lab, mostly incubation end times and what to add next, etc. These are the thing I wanted when I ended up buying the magnetic boards.

@David Oliver: I believe so. If they have a price associated with them, even if that price is $0, it counts as a "sale" of one unit.

@Farore: That's basically what record labels do now for vinyl releases. When you buy the vinyl it typically comes with a coupon for the digital download, which is usually DRM-free mp3. The only roadblock to keeping the download and giving away the vinyl is that you have to unwrap the record to get to the coupon.…

I prefer to see this as a grand scheme orchestrated by Tom Cruise, to keep her in line.

@roodles: Bitches gotta eat.

@Swingle: I have several tubes squirreled away. Too bad I'm about 10 years too old to get away with it. :/

@SpasticFurchild: You've cracked the code, she's clearly a slave to her vibrator!

@SpasticFurchild: We know nothing about her bedroom habits.

Whoa, did T-Moms get a hold of a bunch of my photos from 1995? Or is the red-eyeshadow-matte-lipstick-bondage-gear-as-jewelry phase just really common?