@barfingofowls: I'm on month 3 with my Mirena and I wear a thin panty liner every day. I have to wear it under tampons for when I have my actual period, since they're heavier than they used to be. I've bled about 80% of the days since it was inserted. It's definitely slowing down, but I can't go unprotected. Looking…

@JilliefromChile: For the first year or so that I was on long cycles (Seasonale) I would take a pregnancy test every month just to be sure. After a while I got comfortable with it and stopped with the pee-sticks.

@karentr75: Not everybody wants to be on the pill. I spent 12 years taking a daily pill and recently stopped due to many factors. I don't love having a period again but my goodness, it's nice to have a sex drive.

@scojac: Perhaps they control the front gate and/or door locks?

@nacktmusik: My great aunt (may her soul rest in peace) also made a kickass boozy fruitcake. I miss those things.

@Bonster: I gave up my fiber optic pink Barbie Christmas tree a couple of years ago. I miss it dearly.

@kookla: I thought Jessica Szohr had that title, she's Hungarian/African American.

@Sooth: I got an IUD, and have bled 9 of the last 11 weeks. Fun!

My boss had to have half of her colon removed due to cancer, and tends to use the bathroom a bit more as a result. Would she be required to wear a brown bracelet?

@randlemaniac: Only if you say it "wicked smaht."

@Tycho123: Yes, exactly. As the person responsible for laundry in our home, I can promise you my fairly crappy wages at my day job more than make up for the money we spent on a very nice washer and dryer. Instead of spending all day, several days a week washing clothes, towels, sheets, etc. I do it about once a week…

@reynwrap582: Please, have a little bit of respect for Paul Reubens. He isn't nearly as unattractive as Andrew Shirvell.

@citaro: I totally understand. There are some books that I've bought multiple times, as hardcovers and/or paperbacks, sometimes twice if the paperback was garbage and fell apart, then again as ebooks. The way I see it, any author who won't sell their work as ebooks is asking people to get them for free.

@citaro: Good luck getting JK Rowling to allow ebook versions to be published. She'll be dragging her feet until she dies on that one.

@Lazy Line Painter Jane: Teri, is that you?

@ElizaGray: Oh, that's so depressing.

@Miss Suka: 16-year-old me would totally have been all over that.

@daftdandelion: My sister-in-law bought a 3-piece tux for her toddler for our wedding. He was too cute for words.

@heytherefancypants: That is 100% possible. I know people who have intentionally hidden relationships and/or not gotten married to ensure they get to keep the government assistance they need to keep everybody alive and sheltered.

@LionAndUnicorn is Rosie Retrospection: It's possible to get non-toxic, non irritating dye for dogs. Now, whether Paris Hilton would have the wherewithal to do so is another matter entirely.