@footnotegirl: Also, the 1st amendment doesn't guarantee you get to say whatever you want on the radio and keep your job. The 1st amendment doesn't guarantee that your sponsors won't drop you when they realize you're a hate-filled racist. Her rights have not been infringed in any way, she's free to say whatever she…

@Lorin: I've been on a lot of Southwest flights and it's not at all unusual for the FAs to offer to hold a child, either when the kid is crying or if the parent needs to use the bathroom or assist another child. Several times I've shared a row with one parent flying with multiple children and the FAs definitely keep…

@thecameralovesyou: That makes me sad, then.

@Rollercoasters: I did a dance. Truly.

@Sue Bee: Is it just me, or does "Bony Pony" sound vaguely porny? Not to disparage their works in any way.

@Zulkey: Where did you find that? The article I saw just said he drove off a cliff and they couldn't pull him out before he died. So glad the dog is safe, because I'm a sociopath like that.

@leesie: I might have to stop using the hipstamatic app now that I know Chris Brown uses it. Ugh.

@roblema: "It ain't the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean," maybe?

@socceryo3: Yeah, even my friend's 2-year-old daughter knows that. People still wear wristwatches.

Hm. I was born in 1978 and the first computer I touched was an Apple II in 1983. Is that really what today's 18-year-olds started out on, too? Did they mean something else? The iMac came out in '98 . . .

@BadJoJo: Mmm, traction, baby! I always felt like waterbeds were too slippery and/or sloshy to really stay in one place. To each his own!

@BLToday: 2 inches of Tempurpedic/memory foam on top of a very, very firm mattress has been my favorite sleeping/recreational combo to date. Best of all worlds.

@Kai Chen: Speak for yourself. Bounce can be pretty counterproductive. So is sway, which was always the problem when I dated guys with waterbeds.

@Apollonia wants MizJenkins back, please: Every time Pete told someone Trudy was pregnant I cringed. I know this show too well to expect her pregnancy to be happy and perfect.

@QuatlooMillionaire: I think the source of this whole crap posting is some girl expected him to pay for an expensive dinner, one he probably invited her to, and he couldn't afford it.

@bluebears: My stylist had a client who said she had never dyed her hair, then when her process turned bright orange she said "oh, well I used some henna color a couple weeks ago. I didn't think that counted." *headdesk*

@esnickers: If you don't know the exact terminology for what kind of cut you want, describe either what you like or don't like about how your hair looks right now, or maybe things you like or don't like about styling your hair now. I have some crazy hair growth patterns and I don't know the technical terminology for…

@marathonjunkie: Maybe it depends on the city or salon? I can see a fancier place in New York having much bigger tipping expectations than a neighborhood salon in, say, Minneapolis or something.

@VirginiaPlain: I think it depends on the salon. I used to go to one where you left the tip in an envelope at the counter, now I go somewhere that you have to hand it to the stylist personally, the front desk isn't allowed to distribute tips. When in doubt, ask while you're paying the bill.

I get my haircut at a beauty school, I like to find a good student and then stick with them until they graduate (I go every 4-6 weeks). The student I have right now is a couple of months away from graduation, so she gets more walk-in clients (it's how the school arranges things) and she's complained to me that she…