@daisen-in: Yeah, they said their "analysis" software wouldn't work for gay couples. Also, it wouldn't work for atheist couples or those who don't want to have children.

@scarletwine: My husband didn't like telling people that we met online, so we had a list of jokey lies to use, instead, which we didn't really use much. Mostly I just skirted the truth entirely and told people a mutual friend had introduced us and left it at that. This was 8 years ago, so there still was some stigma.…

@McBeese: Neat. Thanks!

@The Lab: Not a fan of the Penny-Farthing look?

@Claytons: Also, it echoes the design of the Dyson bladeless fan. Synergy!

@BiggieShorty: Maybe they're trying to burn extra calories.

@digitalranger: I was thinking the same thing. It still has a hub, just in a different location.

@tucker augie'ben'doggy: My great aunt had a bathroom with pink walls, pink sink, pink bathmat, pink toilet, pink cushioned toilet seat and lid covers, and pink perfumed toilet paper. I think it may have been my least favorite room on the planet.

@Zool SD: I could see very small or very "green" living spaces utilizing it.

@Moretta: Did she mean, like, hand over a small Russian girl or something? 'Cuz ain't nobody magic enough to turn my figure into a teeny-tiny anything.

@CircleK: Yeah, that tripped me up, too. Like, "I'm not saying I don't hate black people, I'm just saying I thought I wouldn't be demonized for it anymore!" Is that really what she was trying to say? Or was it a massive freudian slip?

@oudemia: We didn't trust either of the dogs at our wedding to bear the rings, but my mom did put white bow ties on both of them, so she could say they were wearing white tie and tails. (ba-dum-bum.)

@functional_alcoholic: 'Cept with a y, not an i. Tish and Snooky!

@veronykah: My pooch does a similar dance when we're about to go for a walk. I wish she was this excited to come home!

@chelabelle: That's adorable. Also: video, plz.

A friend I hadn't seen since high school told me (on the phone) that she pictured me looking like Maggie Gyllenhaal. I get where she's coming from, but really Maggie looks more like my sister than me. That's really the only celebrity comparison I can think of, other than Liza Minelli and Betty Boop for my short black…

@Tippi Hedren: Bleargh. I have very short black hair and every time I see my dad he tells me I look like Liza Minelli. I really, really don't look like her. I just have short, black hair.

@Moretta: She's pretty aloof with most strangers, but once she gets to know someone she's really loyal. There doesn't seem to be a limit to how many people (and dogs) she counts in her pack. Definitely not a one-woman-dog.

When Mr. Kerry and I started dating about 8 years ago I told him that I would be getting a dog eventually, whether he liked it or not, and whether he stuck around or not. I grew up with dogs and can't imagine a happy life without one. He claims to not like dogs, so when we moved in together and I started looking for a…

@JL26: "Don't you have any fruit?"