Oh, also, my boyfriend's sister bit into a Thin Mint once and it was full of maggots. I don't eat Thin Mints anymore, not even the ones I stuck in the freezer 6 years ago.

@madktdisease: They're back to being Samoas now. I have already eaten two boxes.

If I can look like her in 30 years, or even in 30 days, I will be the happiest woman on earth.

@blondegrlz: Don't you DARE make me think of that movie. Fuck! Now I'm crying.

@kshenkshen: Those shades really aren't doing her any favors.

@Brigit: I am soooooo glad I work in a lab run by women. Never had to deal with that kind of asshole ever.

@Augusta: I noticed the other day that a Dove shampoo ad in a magazine didn't airbrush out the crows feet on the model, she looked to be in her 30's or 40's. I think some aspects of her face were probably airbrushed, but the wrinkles remained. I thought that was a nice touch.

@CurlyQ: Ibuprofin totally fucked my stomach up. Can't take that, or aspirin, or naproxen now. Tylenol is my only safe choice. Also, it only fucks up the liver in those with pre-existing liver disease or if you massively overdose. It is, in fact, the safest pain medication on earth.

The stuff of female ejaculate is probably very similar to the stuff known as "prostatic massage fluid" that men produce and ejaculate as a result of direct prostate stimulation. If you've ever pegged a guy, or just fingered is prostate really well, you'll note that when he ejaculates the stuff that comes out isn't…

@lalaland13: I have a feeling Jennifer Lopez is not carrying her coat. If I got that big, I wouldn't carry anything, either. Bitches are rich enough to pay for servants anyway, right?

@etvoila: a little from column a, a little from column b.

@HeartBurnKid: The problem with the canvas totes is that they're extremely easy to forget and don't travel well. Bags like this, or some similar ones by Reisenthel, are easy to remember because they're small enough to keep on you and/or in the car at all times. I keep a very small Reisenthel bag in my purse always for…

I knew too many fat kids in middle school who turned into normal kids in high school to think that this girl is anything but fucked for life. Who knows what will happen when she finishes going through her growth phase? How will she take in enough nutrition to grow new tissue and mature ovaries with a gastric band? How…

@Cocotte: THANK YOU. I was trying to put my finger on which man that reminded me of.

The only white women I've known who could do the different-wig-a-day thing had cancer. It's a shame, too, because that was totally the best thing for them. Have a little fun to lighten the illness, you know.

@FEELINGHELLASTABBY: That's what superpoke is for. Stab, kick, buy a round of beers, etc.

I'm a fucking cancer researcher, you fucking dyke!

@TrixieBelden: Ha! I'm totally guilty of that.

@Brigit: Oh, now you've really broken my heart.

@titania1285: Except studies in Africa have proven that an uncircumcised penis is more likely to transmit HIV and other STDs. Also, while I wouldn't automatically discount any man with his foreskin intact, I would maybe think harder about his personal hygiene before interacting intimately with his doodle. Many guys…