"You've reached Kerry's voicemail, please leave a message." I have the same thing set for my cell phone and my grand central number. At home it's a variation, with my phone number in place of the name (and "answering machine," instead of "voicemail.")

*cervix, not cervice. That's what happens when I type without my glasses on. D'oh!

Enemas are sooooo not necessary. As long as you've taken a decent, solid poop within a couple hours you should be pretty clean. It's not like fudge city back there, really. Also, the rimming is optional. Personally, it grosses me out. Fingers and smallish dildos with plenty of lube are warm-up enough. Also, he should…

I went straight from kissing to fucking at 15, with no in-between (and no orgasms for a few more years, ha!), so I never had to contemplate the vagaries of virginity until I started dating my current man, who hadn't had his ween in a vagina until he was 25, but hadn't considered himself a virgin since his first…

It's not so much that I *can't* look past clutter or mess in a house, it's that it becomes very hard to get an impression of the raw space when you're in a bedroom where 90% of the room is taken up by a giant bed, or knick knacks, or whatever. You can make a large, inviting space really unfriendly for buyers by making…

@BAngieB: It might just be cold. I dated a guy who was, ahem, a "grower," not a "shower." We went skinny dipping and the poor thing practically disappeared. Got big enough when it mattered, though!

@ImaRealBoy: I've never in my life slept with a man who cared that one of my labia minora is a bit bigger than the other. In fact, I don't know if any of them noticed at all. The only assholes who seem to care about bleached anuses and perfect vaginas are porn producers and men who view women exclusively as disposable…

@baked: Humans have been "failing" at breastfeeding for millennia, but because of the types of communities we had until the last century wet nurses were plentiful. And I'm not just talking about tribes where a handful of lactating women feed the children, but for centuries rich white ladies had their servants and…

@BiscuitDoughJones: The other day my boyfriend and I ate something at a restaurant garnished with goat butter. I wondered aloud what people butter would taste like (I have also heard the melon comparison) and he got completely and totally grossed out. To the point of getting mad at me for not shutting up fast enough.…

@numbersix: The only problem with the rack and panniers is that you're stuck with a rack on your bike even when you don't want it. I like to keep as little crap on my bike as possible, so when I ride it without luggage it's as lightweight as possible.

@kerry: I should also add that as we left the owners handed us a couple of the now-cooled cookies to eat on the walk home. Brilliant!

I bought a bike last week, have been riding it in the afternoons to work up stamina, and hope to start doing the 10-mile ride to work this tuesday. We don't have shower facilities (well, I don't. I work in a hospital where the physicians get showers, but the rest of the staff don't have access), and will be bringing…

The first condo I looked at had cookies baking in the oven and a few candles lit around the living room. The next place I looked at had a realtor eating linguine and clams in the kitchen (and the fishy smell permeating the entire place) and too-large furniture. I bought the first one.

I can actually speak to the Armenian butt thing, I just realized. The juiciest, roundest, most luscious butt in my middle school belonged to a guy named Armen, who is (unsurprisingly) Armenian. Even in high school his ass retained some serious majesty, but then I switched schools and haven't seen him in, like, 15…

@jurijuri: That's why fear reports like this are so damaging. What it really boils down to is that any woman who is wildly outside her body's normal weight range will have difficulty getting pregnant. This ends up meaning different things for different women, and what is "too fat for fertility" for one woman could be…

@ChiX0r: I don't even have a big ol butt, and my waist is a little large and I've run into that problem. I have no idea who they're making these pants for anymore. I don't envy my big-butted friends, who simply cannot find pants that fit both the hips and the waist. What a nightmare.

@ericablue: No, not weird at all. Well, maybe a little.

My neighborhood (in Chicago) is being overrun with bunnies. They're everywhere, and barely get out of your way on the sidewalk. I nearly kicked one last week, scared the poo out of me. We've got 3 hawks and about 4 million rabbits. Why aren't the bunnies getting eaten by the hawks?

@A.Twafeletta: Weird. My mom was also a hippie and didn't let me play with barbies and I think Bratz are totally reprehensible. Thanks, mom!

@Heatherly: I want to start my own line called Bitchz.