@FourthWaveBaby: Shit, my finger-based O takes about 3 minutes. Vibrators take longer, I find them inefficient. An ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend suggested one to me, but I've already forgotten it. She thinks the magic wand is way overrated.

@RainbowBrite: I slept with a guy in college who wore the "magums," and needed them. I've never been with someone douchey enough to buy xxl condoms without reason.

Slut Machine: you don't know anyone who douches, I have a friend (a very smart, educated, science nerd friend) who likes to douche after her period. I've tried to gently suggest it's not the healthiest thing for her lady parts, but she's a grown up and can make her own decisions. As for me, I'm with the "nothing but a…

@sakade: I did! Wish I knew where they got their quote, though.

[www.nytimes.com]

Wait, the guy just pulled a mixing bowl of yarn and 4 knitting needles out of a pink tote bag. He's clearly an anomaly. All you Harry Potter fans must be total FREAKS! (j/k)

I'm tempted to count how many people in the cafe I'm at are reading the new HP — the guy sitting on the couch next to me is, and I'm certain he's not alone.

@Baddiekins: I heard on NPR he wants to go by "First Laddie."

I wish I still had a dress-up trunk. *sigh*

@Fawn Leibowitz: Oh my god, all I want now is a recording of Alan Rickman saying "naughty bits" on a continuous loop.

It reminds me of this: [www.samsoniteblacklabel.com]

Holy hell why is her sternum trying to escape her body?!

I find NOTHING cute about Pete Wentz.

@kentuckienne: i totally made one of those skirts when I was in high school (though in more of a kilt style) and had the enough intelligence to never wear it.

@londonhilton: Actually, based on the size I'd say that's more like a $2500 balenciaga bag.

I'd like to see a better picture, since that's basically the hair cut I want to get when I go to the salon tomorrow. Hey pisser, got a pic of yours I can use?

@stacyinbean: The plastic insert ones are the good ones, since the kid doesn't swallow any air (less burping). I bet that ones got some fancy $500 nipple on it.

@golddigger: Not just a Southern thing, we had day care at my Chicago-area high school, too. Also, lots of pregnant girls.

Her story matches what I've heard from women and doctors. I was considering risking it just to get my skin to not be angry all the time (albeit after being very, very angry for a while first), but then instead I got a skin consultation and a facial, spent like $200 on fancy skin care products and voila! Six weeks…

@slut machine: Yeah, he's a kind of foxy. And knows his way around a nipple!