To me, LaRoche comes off as a grade A douchebag, not a 'good dude.

The kid put icy hot in everyone’s jocks. Sale was out doing whatever Sale does when it happened and didn’t get tagged. So, he thought it was hilarious. Everyone else was pissed the fuck off.

oddly, it looks like his kid isn’t homeschooled. LaRoche just doesn’t give a shit if his kid flunks due to non-attendance.

See?

Craaaaaaaaaazy eyes

LaRoche got them crazy eyes.

Those eyes, though.

It shows 3P0's desperate yearn for attention and acceptance from his organic masters.

We already made contact with Cruz.

They really need to sign fat Chipper and stick him at first.

Maybe the Braves can gain the record for most losses to start a season!!! Let's aim high, Fredi!!

But..But...But...PIZZA BURGER!!!!

My only surprise is that Duncan Keith is not in the Top 10. Seems like I see more Keith jerseys than Toews or Kaner.

aw, shitfuck. Well, thanks!! I'll look into the steam stuff. no more milk in car.

Burning the car is not an option. I just bought it 6 months ago!

Please note that he is dumping his milk both inside and outside of his car seat. The seat has been cleaned - that's easy - dumped the cover in the washing machine. Now I just need to save my car's damn upholstery.

I asked you a fucking question. Do I have to ask Drew instead?! (PLEASE, GOD JOLIE, NO!)

I had some joe schmoe hotel employee decide he had to show off his ring when I was checking into a best western. I assumed it was fake.

Us Dad comedians need to form a union and demand concessions. And by concessions, I mean beer and raucous laughter at each of our jokes.

Just go with it. pretend he's actually 11.5 feet tall. Also, call him 'Tiny'.