he used my question once! I don't remember what I asked or what he answered.

Those pants tho.

My little one (about 18 months) has been dumping or dripping out milk on my cloth car seats for the past few months. It's been making the car STINK. I just figured out that this was the cause, now I need a solution. Any ideas for removing the stench of rotten milk from car upholstery?

I prefer speedballs.

Besides having terrible taste, you have a terrible sense of history. GnR are primarily known as an 80's band, not a 90's band. Britney and Boy Bands are late 90's shite music, along with Limp Bizkit and Korn.

NEVER GETS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOT THE ONLY EXPLOSION.

I attended a ball game in San Diego. Do you know what night it was?! I ain't shitting you...It was god damn DOLLAR TACO NIGHT. BEST DOLLAR NIGHT PROMOTION THIS SIDE OF DOLLAR BEER NIGHT.

Hot dogs last? Dem's fighting words.

Omaha > Houston.

only one church and no adult establishments?

You all keep saying that as if we're going to believe it. Gun shows and stock shows and auto shows aren't culture. Houston is a terrible shithole of a city.

oh yeah, and the weather is fucking awesome.

I live in Denver. Denver’s OK! It’s not the wasteland I expected when I moved here. There’s a great performing arts complex, good museums, a strong food scene that just keeps getting better, and the beer is amongst the best in America.

Jacksonville is a fake city, like Indianapolis.

Austin seems kind of like Portland if you take away all the weird stuff and the culture and the weed and shit.

Everyone in America thinks the name of your city is Tampa Bay. You may as well just rename your city. Thank the Buccaneers. It's their fault.

St. Louis has a good style of ribs named after it. As Mr. Sideburns noted, this does not mean you have good BBQ. Which St Louis does not have, because all native St. Louis 'food' is the worst food of its general type in America.

Bill Self also sucks. And the Koch brothers suck. So, yeah.

I've been to Dallas, Houston, and San Antonio. The only one I would think about visiting on purpose is San Antonio. The downtown is both pretty and Historic. I wouldn't stay more that 2 or 3 nights, though.