I think at least a few of them should stay. That Anna Merlen is at least as good at the sports writing as Barry. And she’s not the only one who wrote better stuff than what we normally see on Deadspin.

A single paper towel or a whole GD roll?

*crawls into corner*

First time I ate beets, I shat red (and every time since). Freaked me the FUCK out.

dear god

PHRASING!!

This is the kind of story that's going to ensure that us Deadspinners stay far, far away from Jezebel for quite a while after today.

GAH!

sorry...I will be more careful the next time I make reference to that horror show.

As if I need an excuse! But thanks for the warning. :-(

Counterpoint: Cigars are awesome. Just smoke them at home or in a cigar bar/shop and don't be a dick.

THAT WAS AWESOME!!!! I love blowing food particles out of my nose. I'm weird like that.

This post, however, was about assblood. Not sure if that is better or worse.

Now, that is a weird fetish.

I had a cyst next to my twig and berries. Big one. I had it checked out by a doctor who said it was benign, but that she could remove it, but that I’d be laid up for a few days. I don’t really trust knives down there, so since it was officially declared harmless, I just let it be. A few years later (about a year ago,…

Barry, Barry, Barry, The horrors the female body is capable of know no bounds. This is going to be a shit show of epic proportions. I still have nightmares after reading the thing about the sunflower seeds on Jezebel. Us dudes just can't keep up with them. No Funbag poop stories have ever come close.

The superiority of the Deadspin concept results in better results no matter who is writing.

Yeah, Barry had the most depressing post of the week across all kinja platforms. Fuck, I hated that post.

Hells yeah!! My experience, too!! *High Five*

This! is what I miss about standing. But with automatic flushers, I miss so many wonderful shit bombs anyway.