No.

WHAT WHAT WHAT?!?!?!?!

What about the Soda Stream?!?!?!

Is it too late to add a question? My question for the Special Guest is:

You see, sanders supporters are poor, white, entitled, rich, liberal, working class, young and inexperienced, old hippies, dimwitted, overeducated, jobless, overworked...I don't know. My facebook feed can't keep up.

awww, I wanna baby panda!!

ok, I must try this. because I do, generally, think most things are better with sriracha.

My only real problem with this list is that most of these things are not popcorn toppings (Sriracha, cinnamon sugar (actually, that might be tasty), soy sauce, lemon pepper (did you mix up popcorn with fish?!), etc) . They may be toppings for other things, but not popcorn.

Also WHAT THE FUCK IS FURIKAKE?! It sounds like bukkake, thus I dare not google.

http://www.thespicehouse.com/spices/Vulcans…

Wouldn't you want it built off an armored car platform in the first place? Maybe a heavily modified armored car already? Or an ambulance?

Not to mention his hard-on for the Holy Grail and the Ten Commandments.

“I was am such a terrible person”

he warned us that there would be no Funbag this week, because he's a weasely little shit.

My 5 year old was watching ant-man over the weekend. He started quoting Hank Pym: "You're fully of shit, Scott."

Every time my fourth grade class had a period in the school library, every SINGLE boy, including myself, spent at least 5 to 10 minutes crowded in the corner searching for boobs in the National Geographics. Then we’d see some saggy old ones and we'd go find something to read.

you should seek professional help. I don't know what kind of professional necessarily, but professional.

Actually, we need a Dadspin explainer for when your kid figures out how to get around the porn filters.

Perfection.