FTFY

NO GREATER PLEASURE than farting on a full flight.

YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR!

No, it's not. That shirt and that photo will be priceless for at least 18 to 24 more months. Unless we get a more embarrassing photo of Magary first.

This is wrong on so many levels. Cadbury Crème Eggs are the best. At least the foreign ones. The American ones are bad and should feel bad.

And, just for the record, Nashville hot chicken violently fucks you, not the other way around.

Buy fried chicken. Pour some bad ass hot sauce on it, and bake it for 20 minutes. Then shake a bunch of this one it. That should approximate the feeling:

For the love of all that is good, someone needs to dismantle the Browns. They cannot be allowed to continue to exist.

Given the population of Wyoming and their likely exposure to Mitchell and Ness products, exactly one Muggsy Bogues jersey was purchased. By Muggsy, when he was visiting Jackson Hole. Custom order.

Don't lie. It was your proudest moment. It would be mine had I pulled off that trick.

In subway cars is even better. Less potential for death's sweet embrace. But, may not technically qualify as outside.

I thought Leitch usually subbed in for Drew. Or Kluwe.

Do you think Drew talks in RANDOM caps as well?

Now that's a warm, bubbly take.

He is not good, nor was he ever good. I knew this when I saw Illinois kick his ass in a bowl game. ILLINOIS! Seriously, what good is a quarterback who can't beat the Flailing Illini? When I saw all they hype, I was like "that guy?" "Really? Didn't he lose to my Illini?" That's when I knew he was toast. I was on the…

LOLOLOL!!!

What kind of monster names their child “The Drake”? And will this be the stupidest sports 'controversy' of 2016

Will Deadspin ever provide funding to Albert Burneko so that he can resume writing Foodspin? Foodspin is your best feature. It’s really the only reason I come here, in the off chance that Albert will start writing about food again.

This is incorrect. It's not even the greatest beer brewed within the Chicago, city limits and distributed throughout the Chicagoland region, which is clearly Anti-Hero.

Who’s the next Deadspinner to leave for greener pastures?