Look how hard it was for Jessica Jones to convince people mind control was a thing that was real. I'm guessing that, until a power is definitively seen in action, its pretty easy for people to deny that I could be a thing.

Given the population of Wyoming and their likely exposure to Mitchell and Ness products, exactly one Muggsy Bogues jersey was purchased. By Muggsy, when he was visiting Jackson Hole. Custom order.

Don't lie. It was your proudest moment. It would be mine had I pulled off that trick.

In subway cars is even better. Less potential for death's sweet embrace. But, may not technically qualify as outside.

I thought Leitch usually subbed in for Drew. Or Kluwe.

Do you think Drew talks in RANDOM caps as well?

Now that's a warm, bubbly take.

True, thanks to you, we all won. Except for me. I lost. My job. Because I couldn't stop laughing. During a meeting. (just kidding)

The power of pancakes.

only in the Zack Snyder version.

Airzillas?

Shut down the internetz. You win.

He is not good, nor was he ever good. I knew this when I saw Illinois kick his ass in a bowl game. ILLINOIS! Seriously, what good is a quarterback who can't beat the Flailing Illini? When I saw all they hype, I was like "that guy?" "Really? Didn't he lose to my Illini?" That's when I knew he was toast. I was on the…

Would you trust him to helm the next phase of the Avengers? Give him free reign of the artistic direction of phase III?

Maybe he was just saying Batman is a crazy person and Joker and Riddler only exist in his mind.

Trying to? Didn't he already do that in Man of Steel?

God damn, this is going to be such an incredibly hot mess of a shitbag movie.

LOLOLOL!!!

What kind of monster names their child “The Drake”? And will this be the stupidest sports 'controversy' of 2016

Will Deadspin ever provide funding to Albert Burneko so that he can resume writing Foodspin? Foodspin is your best feature. It’s really the only reason I come here, in the off chance that Albert will start writing about food again.