This is incorrect. It's not even the greatest beer brewed within the Chicago, city limits and distributed throughout the Chicagoland region, which is clearly Anti-Hero.

Who’s the next Deadspinner to leave for greener pastures?

liar

Is the child there everyday?

Chicago sport and social club.

but doesn't jalopnik get to drive awesome cars for free?

google 'foodspin brisket'

The controller is the guy who's going to write all the checks to Hulk Hogan.

Is Drew just trying to be Simmons? Deadcast just sucks.

Why did you hit a chick on your way to Dublin, though? Pretty asshole thing to do. I hope she prosecuted your ass.

sometimes. Depends on the post. He recently wrote a post saying that folgers is the best coffee. That was pure trolling. This post is just light trolling nonsense as he clearly does not know good oatmeal since he's using rolled oats. Which are for cookies.

This is, of course, the only correct answer to the question "How do you make oatmeal good?" Adequate Man should hire you to rewrite this post.

fuck you

egg? I was with you until you said "egg". In oatmeal. What kind of monster are you?

fuck yes.

Irish oatmeal (STEEL CUT) made the old fashioned way or GET THE FUCK OUT. Rolled oats are for COOKIES, Hamilton, you putz.

nah, he's trying to scam Chicago into giving him some of the most valuable land in the city for a vanity project.

I always thought there was one core person sitting there in Marvel HQ controlling all the strings that make up the MCU to help ensure that things tie together neatly. You don’t have to make it so that its necessary to watch the shows in order to understand what’s going on in the movies, but winking to the shows, or at…

For those of us who, as a rule, do not watch Zach Snyder movies, which ones have rape? I only know of 4 Zach Snyder movies, so I'm guessing 300, Sucker Punch, and Watchmen? I betcha the R rated cut of Batman vs Superman has a rape scene. So that would make this 5 rapes. Someone might get the idea that Zach has a bit…

What if Sale was the second gunman?