If JayZ is hanging out with Vanilla Ice, Jay-Z has 100 problems.

Johnny Manziel looks sad. Johnny, why you so sad? The Browns just cut you. Time to celebrate by nose skiing through a mountain of pure Columbian yayo!!

I gave you a +1. Call me. ;-)

*clicks on link to foodspin recipe*

A thousand sportswriters heads just exploded in pure rage-gasm as they typed up their hot takes on their typewriters.

Except it costs all of society when people are stupid enough to drink raw milk en masse. It becomes a public health hazard. People filling up emergency rooms puking and shitting their brains out. Children and old folks dying. People missing work. EVERYTHING FALLS APART ALL BECAUSE OF RAW MILK.

YEAH! And you know what happens if you don't eat vegetables for a year? DO YOU?!?! I don't. But your anecdote is still stupid.

female salmon aren't a risk. They're a tasty treat!

then why is beer pasteurized?

Don't lie. You poisoned your entire office on PURPOSE. You are history's greatest monster.

ok, you're not that weird. I apologize. But the cereal thing is weird.

weirdo.

I won't tell anyone if you sneak some E Coli into their raw milk.

Why would anyone risk their kids getting measles, mumps, rubella or polio? Because, they're fucking STUPID.

helps with weight loss!!! I lost 5 pounds the last time I got gastroententerit...however the fuck you spell it.

mmmm....fermented mare's milk. A Dothraki favorite!

“Mr. Dairy, what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this blog is now dumber for having read it. I award you no stars, and may God have…

My grandfather loved to suck the milk right out of the cow. He was a weird dude. Died when a cow kicked him in the chest.

‘racist’

I only get annoyed by elevator riders who take it up or down one floor. That's just a sack of bullshit. More than one floor? No skin off my back.