Marriotti would come back pretty cheap. Just give him a couple of crack rocks a week and he'll turn out his usual drivel.

Bernie was never good. He was always a crank. As I said elsewhere, he was the original Jay Marriotti. The King of Bad Sports Takes. His job is to sell papers by pissing people off.

I don’t even need to read this to know it was a bad take. I didn’t realize Bernie was back in Chicago, though.

Hurrah! I don't even follow UFC and I can't stand that smug assclown.

He was like, ‘if you’re going to come to Atlanta, sometimes that’s how it is around here, you’re going to have to get used to it.’ I guess he was joking but they just ask most of these questions to see how you’re going to react.”

"I wasn't choking him, I was just helping him down!!" - John Papelbon

C'mon, wouldn't you want to choke him, too?

And this is why we don't get invited to their parties. That and the sudden and overwhelming desire to take up arms when walking into that room.

Re: W - drinking and drugs. You know, a “rager”.

Gay marriage is legal now. It's totes ok for gays to be out of the closet as republicans now. Or something? Maybe, I guess?

No.

do you think it's actually a cupcake? Because I would eat that.

before Alzheimer’s, he was an unrepentant racist. Post Alzheimer’s, he was an unrepentant racist who couldn’t remember where his shoes were at or to go to the bathroom.

They think all democrats are either: Jews (but not the good kind), Muslims, or Atheists. No such thing as a Christian democrat.

They want a crackhead racist with a good sense of style. That's what the shirt means.

Your future Secretary of the Interior, folks!

The "think like Reagan" part is the racism. They want a guy as racist as Reagan. The rest really doesn't matter too terribly much, so long as he hates the blacks.

So, wait. Do young women want people to look at their butts and think “huh...elephant”?

Hell, just a transcript would be nice. Samer can do it.

Podcasts suck.