One of my coworkers is trying to start an office curling team. So far, the team includes one person. He's been recruiting tirelessly for like a month.

he's got a point. It's not a good point, but it is a point. Plus he has the hot dogs.

Correction: Regular Casual (these 'restaurants') is for the birds, not fast casual. My Bad.

Maggiano’s is terrible, but it originated in Chicago. It’s like a highly aggressive cancer of oversized fake Italian food contained within the most cheaply tawdry and decadently oversized, overdecorated restaurant design this side of Cheesecake Crappery. By which I mean, it's spreading everywhere, and quickly. Ugh.

You can eat at Dave and Busters? I've only played video games and drank beer. Didn't even know they had food.

The Barrel used to be reliably tasty. And cheap as hell. It's still cheap as hell.

I thought it was Denny's that refused to serve "the blacks"? I thought black people just stayed away from Cracker Barrel. Because of the name.

Johnny Rockets is dead to me. 6 months ago, it was an adequate place to grab a burger and fries at the mall. Then something happened. The food became insanely shitty the last two times I was there (once can be an aberration). Now, it makes McDonald's look like a good choice.

Denny's is probably better than 90% of the shit on this list. IHOP, too. Can't go wrong with pancakes, unless you're Cracker Barrel. Cracker Barrel's pancakes have really gone downhill over the past couple of years and just plain suck now.

To be honest, looking at this list makes me glad I don’t eat at these shit boxes anymore. All but two have incredibly awful food and there are plenty of ‘fast casual’ places with superior food (i.e. Noodles and Company has better Italian food than any of the Italian places on this list). Even Cracker Barrel tastes…

The biscuits suck too. They used to be good, but now they suck balls.

I had a gift card for red lobster that had been sitting around for 5+ years. Recently decided to eat there for the first time in 15 years. I remembered Red Lobster being reasonably tasty, especially for the price. And that was the first place I ever had crab legs, which was instant love. Got crab legs. Fuck they were…

This list is wrong. Here is the correct list.

Now for a serious recommendation. You’ve got to get into his head. Fuck with his mind. How? I don’t know. Kidnap one of his kids and hold her for ransom, then taunt him about his kidnapped kid?

God damn. Thibs doesn't quit even when he's unemployed. He's truly a crazy man.

Find out what they're putting in the water in Akron. Give it to the rest of the NBA. This will also help teams against LeBron.

Dear Golden State Coaches and Players,

OH! Another way to stop Steph Curry!!

Well, the most obvious solution is sign Deontay Wilder to a one game contract and then send him out there to knock Curry the fuck out. Would be a bigtime violation of the rules, but it would stop him for (temporarily).

I gave up drinking a 6er of beer a day for lent. I took up drinking a fifth of whiskey instead.