mmmm....fresh crack in the morning.

ONLY 10 CUPS?! Pfft. I'm on my 10th cup at 9:30.

I don't know about Casey, but it sure does seem like there's a good chance that "Mom's" name is Sloan.

Ever had fresh marshmallows? There's a restaurant in Chicago that makes their own marshmallows to serve with Hot Chocolate. They are divine. Little cubes of heaven.

this is a bad take

farts. wet, beefy farts.

I'd ask the manager to send my bill over to "Mom". I'd tell him I'll pay up, not to worry. Just to see what "Mom" will do if presented with her "son's" bill.

*punches monitor* Damn. That is a punchable face.

This is stupendous. And true. I am a Chicagoan. While we (sometimes) may get our gyro meat off a kone, we don’t put fucking lettuce on there. This isn’t a fucking salad. New Yorkers do that shit. I got a gyro outside Yankee stadium once. Fuckers were covering that shit in fucking salad mix (lettuce with little bits of…

This is what a real hot dog looks like.

Chicago Mexican is the best Mexican food in America. No Tex-Mex bullshit. No California pretension. Real Mexican street food. Texas and California can go fuck themselves. However, I do have to disagree with the OP on the Chipotle thing. Chipotle sucks. It's more expensive taco hell. Doesn't hold a candle to the good…

your picture and your post work together in a way that is more than just ideal. It is idyllic.

wow. What does that make a gyro?

gross.

Sounds perfect. You can eat a hot dog at BK and buy your new toilet at Home Depot. Because, when you get home, you're going to shit so explosively that you'll need a new toilet.

As a good Chicagoan, BK’s hot dogs disgust me. No true American should ever put ketchup on a hotdog after they reach puberty.

Reagan won on a racist, facist platform. Don't take Trump losing for granted.

is he still butt hurt that the Yankees didn't want him as much as the jays?

nah. great season. Go Blackhawks!