Disgusting. Everyone knows true Milford men are neither seen nor heard.

It sounds like you went to Georgia Tech

You forgot the most important aspect of this story. Bell decided to rat out Pastner because Pastner didn’t call Bell on his birthday.

You forgot the most important aspect of this story. Bell decided to rat out Pastner because Pastner didn’t call Bell on his birthday.

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

That sounds ideal.

43,000 people attended this game, but it’s small-time.

“small-time soccer league draws 43k fans on a Tuesday night.”

Yeah, this is pretty much accurate. For anyone who doesn’t bother tuning into to games with mediocre ACC schools (some college fan you are!), don’t be put off by the stereotype - GT’s offense is definitely fun to watch. Every single year people make predictions that the rest of football has caught up to it, and every…

They could have even handed out some jelly doughnuts!

He’s moving on from the Spanish Civil War to occupy Paris for the next few years? Clearly, the boy’s from Brazil.

Badum piss?

Once I saw a couple of white guys with dreads use one of those to have a gourmet experience in the parking lot of an Allman Brothers concert. Unfortunately neither were killed.

The tax authorities claim that Ronaldo’s scheme for evading taxes on his image rights involved the creation of a shell company called Tollin Associates, domiciled in the British Virgin Islands.

“LeBron, is this a case of where you have to defend home court at this point?”

I am doxing here but fuck him

I once ate nearly an entire turkey. Cooked it up around lunch, had the whole thing for dinner

Puig: Yo la tengo!

Expert level.