Funny. My one celebrity claim to fame is that Lou Williams stuffed my best friend into the trash at our middle school.

There were some really good names in this year’s class, but I think the increased presence of innuendo-heavy (Jizyah, Pix Butt) and funny-because-they-are-words (Storm Duck, Pope Thrower) names ended up skewing the bracket.

Jizyah...something...something...something...SEED

RIP Corno Pronk

Corno Pronk should be a no-brainer. 

I stand as an NBA idiot, myself. I’ve lived in a city without a team for my entire life (Atlanta), so I’ve never paid any attention.

This is the best collab

Matt Ryan still can’t get recognized at a Panera

A few days before Thanksgiving, 2016. I was trying out a new method for making hummus that I’d read about in a Serious Eats article, where you blend the chickpeas while they are still hot. The idea is that warm chickpeas will blend much smoother than those at room temp. Great! I’ve got a Blendtec that will puree an…

ROAD TO HANA. YES.

Nothing gets me smiling at my computer like a slow person like NOTY.

Came her for this. Was not dissapointed

Geros formos.

It sounds like you went to Georgia Tech

Paul Johnson is the arrogant sonofabitch that Georgia Tech alumni need.

Look, I like Outkast as much as anyone else, but no one has ever actually said “ATLiens” in reference to a resident of Atlanta. Only internet people say that.

Same. But with the Bravermans

Yeah....no

Consumed by our Yellow Lab, Female:

This hurts worse than when Chris Berman died.