My grandmother took me to a Paralympic horse event in ‘96. I was 7.

wow. utter brilliance. you my friend have got the “it” factor. original and topical.

Awww yeah...

“Team, we’ve got a problem,” announced Coach Kelly. “Can anyone recommend a good ‘coon trap?”

I bet Riley Cooper had that ‘coon removed from the stadium.

Man that’s crazy, I was just thinking about how “Chubb” is like slang for a boner and how you could totally riff on that in a ton of ways. Love it. +1 for you, good sir. Looks like great minds think alike!

Tom Colicchio has really let himself go

I’m grinning like a slow person

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

Torrey Smith, Bruce Ellington, and Quinton Patton, the top three receivers

What is hat?

Clearly not a fan of his teammates having a ball.

The triple option is the most exciting offensive strategy in football and passes are boring.

Oh great, jellyfish have learned how to post internet comments.

This is the least fun thing anyone has ever said.

Wait a second. I thought putting a foot in your mouth was a Ryan objective?

Ugh. So Messi.

Police say Ledbetter registered a BAC of .131 and .138 after taking two breathalyzer tests.

Anyone else think it was super lame that France stole Iceland’s clap?