Russian troll farm commenters and AI bots have scripts notifying them that new stories have dropped at Jalopnik which puts their insane BS at the top of the discussions, and I’m sick of it. Jalopnik’s moderators should promptly delete these 1st comments upon the publishing of stories.

The last 4 years have been hell? We have the best post-pandemic economy in the world. Put the kool-aid down

The Biden administration immediately released the max funds they could for hurricane relief. Mike Johnson (R) refused to allow congress to meet to release more as that would look bad for republicans in the run up to the election.

Before draft-dodger Trumpito finished his electoral college presidency, he literally negotiated with the Taliban giving them back Afghanistan. Biden’s mistake was assuming it was a vetted, competent withdrawal plan.

Idiot alert! BEE DOO BEE DOO BEE DOO. The 750 was THE FIRST PAYMENT meant to help with immediate needs like replacing medications and a hotel for a night or two.

bro head back to truth social, no one is buying the absolute load of horseshit you just shoveled onto kinja.

Sure thing Vlad.  

You’re using too many big words. Speak monosyllabicly if you expect these incels to  understand you.

Musk is doing things to help Americans, he sent his own money to hurricane victims

Found the second incel living in his mom’s basement.

Found the incel that wants Musk to take his virginity.

You sound brainwashed by propaganda of Faux (Fox) News, Twitter and the like. None of that is even true. Just one example is that the $750 is the INITIAL payout until a proper claim can be filed. I would recommend you be sure to cast your vote by election day because it’s not looking good for Trump given the turnout…

She also brought her parents into the country. So ‘chain migration’

Every accusation is a confession. 

Melania: green card marriage with anchor babies... to put it in Fox News terms.

Government takes control of SpaeX and Starlink for “national security”.

I say this as a parent but I get a real sense of entitlement from other parents out there who act like they can do whatever they want just because they are parents. It rears its ugly face in school pickup and dropoff lines. When I used to do preschool dropoffs it blew my mind how many parents will do inconsiderate…

Apply the law.  I am so fucking sick of billionaires and celebs and uber rich assholes pulling shit that the rest of us get the book thrown at us for.  He lied on his form?  Pull his citizenship.  He knew he was lying....then his political contributions are illegal.  Prosecute him.

I live a few blocks from a school and every single school day at 3:00 its impossible to drive on the road in front of the school. Parents block lanes, double-park, stop in the middle of traffic for their kids to jump in the car, etc. Yes. Its super aggravating.

Good. If they are blocking traffic then they deserve a ticket.
That and they are given a grace period AND has to be 2 buses to capture it before a ticket.

If anything the MTA is being to nice.