Sorry, bro. They would rant & rave that you’re a socialist lib after the very first sentence of your first bullet point. Then rationalize a fictional conspiracy to shout out any further facts.

If the comment section closes, I won’t bother coming here anymore. I say that, not because it matters if I, personally, show up, but I figure that a lot of people would do the same.

Heard Jalopnik got sold. I assume as a result the comments section will soon be closed. Thanks for all of the fun and stuff over the years.  Many who started here are now over at the Autopian, which has become what this site used to be. Maybe the new owners will “get” that selling ads first and content a distant…

The question is, why is he even bothering talking about it when it’s an almost nothing issue with Hydrogen fuel cell cars havbing a near-zero presence?

Drive it more.  

Our system is simply not equipped or nimble enough to enforce the law against those determined to twist and adapt themselves quickly or that simply have the resources to blatantly violate the law and never be held accountable.

The petition alone would not be enough to get Musk in legal trouble, but the way he’s limiting it to just swing states and just a small time frame right before the election, and just two topics that are clearly high-profile hot topics for one political party, should be enough context to get him into trouble.

Am I the only person who remembers the armed military guys outside the airport post 9-11 who would not let your car sit for more than like a minute before they started getting shouty and aggressive?

Here ya go (yikes):

What a shit headline - here I was expecting Ford put $22,500 on the hood of each Lightning.

Who hugs somebody for more than 30 seconds at most? Will Aerosmith’s ‘Don’t wanna miss a thing’ be playing in the background, while your loved one will be sent to blow up an asteroid?

Here’s the wild thing... they’re motorized and unique so I highly doubt that they’re cheaper...

“I also don’t love how the second-row windows don’t retract into the door. Instead, they’re little square cut-outs that slide inwards.”

Range is less of an issue than recharging speed and infrastructure (for longer trips). I can charge, overnight, at home, and that would work fine, 330-340 days a year. It’s those 15-25 other days that create the huge psychological hurdle, where I’m trying to go 200+ miles in one day.

Panel gaps are all wonky too. The rear bumper is hanging low 

The first photo shows an obvious paint match problem between the fender and door. How do people not notice this? Silver cars with this issue are the easiest to spot.

“Even though Tesla’s robotaxi event was gorgeous...”

I love it when companies remember that things can sometimes be fun.

The EV market isn’t cratering. It just isn’t growing as fast as predicted. U.S. EV market share reached a new high of 8.9% in Q3 2024

At first glance I thought it was a Kia Forte. To be fair, the Forte sedan looks nice.